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Okay, so I was lurking around the realms of PlanetMinecraft when I noticed I had a notification. Upon checking this notification I noticed I had gotten 150,000 subscribers minus 149,850. That's a lot of subscribers considering I rarely post anymore. To celebrate this milestone I've decided to look at some of my first blogs and laugh at them a bit. All of my responses will be in a spoiler. Here we go.
1. The Number of Haters These Days
December 24th, 2011
Okay so at my school there are many people who love Minecraft, but there are also a number who loathe it. There main reason for hating it is that Minecraft has quote "Bad graphics." In my opinion that is the worst argument ever. Wouldn't you agree? It's all about how the game is played, not how the game looks. Please tell me your thoughts.
P.S. I've also got people saying that flash games like Learn 2 Fly are greater. Cool for them.
2. My Minecraft Journey.
January 6th, 2012
Every day I will update this blog in my journey of my new world. I will post pictures as well as words. Please feel free to comment and such. Please if you want to make a server so we can have a journey together do so. I will try every server you throw at me. Whether it be Hamachi to bukkit to one I have to pay for. In second thought I don't want to pay to play. It just doesn't work that way. If you want more pictures continue to my forum http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/epic-journey-t38932.html
3. Diamond's Daily Rants #1: U Mad Bro?
February 25th, 2012
Yes I am mad. Why am I mad you ask? The reason is all these horrible sayings! You have your U Mad Bro and your I haz cheeseburger? Yet, the worst of all is the "Arrow in the Knee" joke. That joke has been around for a while now. I know that my account has an Arrow to the knee joke but that's because I was a n00b back then. Ray William Johnson touched up on this a little bit. Please diamond this to keep it up and tell me how you feel about the "Arrow in the Knee" joke.
4. How to become a Server Great par 1 - A DiamondBlog Tutorial
March 16th, 2012
(This blog was a little longer, so I decided I would put it in a spoiler).
5. Dozen - Rap & Chorus - Up in the Sky
April 7, 2012
(This wasn't isn't as long, but for some reason I made the writing really big.)
This was really fun to make fun of myself, so if you guys want me to do another one, just say so in the comments. I am totally willing to do it as a maybe even a series.
1. The Number of Haters These Days
December 24th, 2011
Okay so at my school there are many people who love Minecraft, but there are also a number who loathe it. There main reason for hating it is that Minecraft has quote "Bad graphics." In my opinion that is the worst argument ever. Wouldn't you agree? It's all about how the game is played, not how the game looks. Please tell me your thoughts.
P.S. I've also got people saying that flash games like Learn 2 Fly are greater. Cool for them.
Response
This was my first ever blog. I had started PMC a couple days before, and had tried to make it as a skinner. Luckily I soon figured out that skinning wasn't my talent. Somehow I thought this was. I guess the mods were more lenient back in 2011, because this blog seems more like a forum post than an actual full-fledged blog. The only think I can say I like about this blog is the fact that I at least attempted to raise my vocabulary with the use of the word, "loathe".
P.S. The P.S. was totally necessary.
P.S. The P.S. was totally necessary.
2. My Minecraft Journey.
January 6th, 2012
Every day I will update this blog in my journey of my new world. I will post pictures as well as words. Please feel free to comment and such. Please if you want to make a server so we can have a journey together do so. I will try every server you throw at me. Whether it be Hamachi to bukkit to one I have to pay for. In second thought I don't want to pay to play. It just doesn't work that way. If you want more pictures continue to my forum http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/epic-journey-t38932.html
Response
At least with this one I tried to do something new and exciting. I more than likely got the idea from looking at another person's blog, but the attempt was there. I also tried to add in humour, unknowingly demonstrating my stinginess. Also a small note, that link does actually take you to a forum post where I posted stuff. I am honestly impressed.
3. Diamond's Daily Rants #1: U Mad Bro?
February 25th, 2012
Yes I am mad. Why am I mad you ask? The reason is all these horrible sayings! You have your U Mad Bro and your I haz cheeseburger? Yet, the worst of all is the "Arrow in the Knee" joke. That joke has been around for a while now. I know that my account has an Arrow to the knee joke but that's because I was a n00b back then. Ray William Johnson touched up on this a little bit. Please diamond this to keep it up and tell me how you feel about the "Arrow in the Knee" joke.
Response
All this blog does is make me hungry. It also makes me question how my brain comes up with conclusions. "I know that my account has an Arrow to the knee joke but that's because I was a n00b back then." Had I realised that I my account was maybe 2 months old? I guess we'll never know. I would also like to note that this was the beginning of my daily ranting series that lasted a record 3 days.
4. How to become a Server Great par 1 - A DiamondBlog Tutorial
March 16th, 2012
(This blog was a little longer, so I decided I would put it in a spoiler).
El-oh-el
We've all been there! We just get onto a server and think "Oh there is a place to sign up for mod, I should try," and then when you don't get it everything crashes down: You start yelling, get kicked, keep on yelling, get banned. So here is my tutorial on how to become a mod.
Chapter 1: Start Off Simple
So you have just found an awesome server and they are asking you to sign up for their forums. You go onto the website and the first thing you notice is... a moderator application forum! My first advice to you would have to be: Don't do the application. You will never get the job (unless you know the owner in real life) with "Just Joined" on it. Start off simple! Get to know the server and it's members.
Chapter 2: Don't be a Jacka**
Now you've been playing on the server for a couple weeks and you think you know the server. When people ask a question your reply is "That's a stupid question, of course you type /spawn" or something along those lines. This, my friend, will never get you mod. Admins and owners watch your every move and know who's fit for being a mod and who isn't. Generally the most mods chosen are the ones who listen to everyone's question and answers it nicely.
Chapter 3: Second Attempt
How long have you been playing? A month? A month and 1/2? Well whatever amount you've played it is still a good idea to try now. You may not get it, but now the person accepting mods know you. So he will constructively criticize you on how you should make your application, how to make the application better, and so on. Of course some people get mod from this second attempt, like me.
Chapter 4: Aftermath
So you have finally gotten mod! Although, you are making bad choices. No? Well it's a proven fact that 88% of moderators on a server get banned or de-opped for being rude, narcissistic, or even just a general dou***. You don't want to be one of those moderators, you want to be the one that is kind to everybody and can help anybody.
Thank you for reading the first part of How to be a Server Great. For more tutorials and/or blogs visit my website: www.wedon'thaveawebsiteyet.com (not a real adress). So that is it for me, for this week. Tune into DiamondBlog Monday for part 2 of How to be a Server Great. Don't forget to comment, diamond, subscribe, and enjoy!
Chapter 1: Start Off Simple
So you have just found an awesome server and they are asking you to sign up for their forums. You go onto the website and the first thing you notice is... a moderator application forum! My first advice to you would have to be: Don't do the application. You will never get the job (unless you know the owner in real life) with "Just Joined" on it. Start off simple! Get to know the server and it's members.
Chapter 2: Don't be a Jacka**
Now you've been playing on the server for a couple weeks and you think you know the server. When people ask a question your reply is "That's a stupid question, of course you type /spawn" or something along those lines. This, my friend, will never get you mod. Admins and owners watch your every move and know who's fit for being a mod and who isn't. Generally the most mods chosen are the ones who listen to everyone's question and answers it nicely.
Chapter 3: Second Attempt
How long have you been playing? A month? A month and 1/2? Well whatever amount you've played it is still a good idea to try now. You may not get it, but now the person accepting mods know you. So he will constructively criticize you on how you should make your application, how to make the application better, and so on. Of course some people get mod from this second attempt, like me.
Chapter 4: Aftermath
So you have finally gotten mod! Although, you are making bad choices. No? Well it's a proven fact that 88% of moderators on a server get banned or de-opped for being rude, narcissistic, or even just a general dou***. You don't want to be one of those moderators, you want to be the one that is kind to everybody and can help anybody.
Thank you for reading the first part of How to be a Server Great. For more tutorials and/or blogs visit my website: www.wedon'thaveawebsiteyet.com (not a real adress). So that is it for me, for this week. Tune into DiamondBlog Monday for part 2 of How to be a Server Great. Don't forget to comment, diamond, subscribe, and enjoy!
Response
This was my first attempt at a tutorial, and I have to be honest with you: this was my first decent blog. I'm guessing the idea for this blog came from me becoming moderator on a server I used to play on called AR87. The fact that I said "just like I did" leads me to believe this. I really just brought this blog on here to respond to because of the statistic that I pulled out of thin air. I'm like a magician, "...It's a proven fact that 88% of moderators on a server get banned or de-opped for being rude, narcissistic, or even just a general dou***." First of all 88%? Dang. Second all, I don't think I even knew what the word narcissistic meant...because I barely know what it means now.
5. Dozen - Rap & Chorus - Up in the Sky
April 7, 2012
(This wasn't isn't as long, but for some reason I made the writing really big.)
#1 Hit Single
There are angels in the sky for you and me girl. Livin' like we want so give it a whirl girl. Slingshot up don't be afraid! Girl you causin' a titanic raid. I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo.
Up in the sky. Won't be a lie. Livin' for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cry. I love you girl. Livin' for you (livin' for you).
So you heard it said. You datin' jerk. I want him dead. See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil? Wha? Girl you crazy. Datin' him is like chuggin gravy. I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo.
Up in he sky. Won't be a lie. Livin for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cray. I love you girl. Livin' for you )livin' for you).
I'm sure you've heard this once, heard it twice, come on you probably heard it thrice. He thinks he's all that. But that ain't true. He just playin' CHOO! I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo!
Up in the sky. Won't be a lie. Livin' for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cry. I love you girl. Livin' for you (livin' for you).
Am I crazy? NO! Should I give up? NO! Would you give up on something you love. Something like a little white dove. Come on those angels they be talkin'. Livin' like you want so don't be squakin'. I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo!
Up in the sky. Won't be a lie. Livin' for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cry. I love you girl. Livin' for you (livin' for you).
So you heard it said. You datin' jerk. I want him dead. See No Evil, Speak No Evil, Hear No Evil? Wha? Girl you crazy. Datin' him is like chuggin gravy. I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo.
Up in he sky. Won't be a lie. Livin for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cray. I love you girl. Livin' for you )livin' for you).
I'm sure you've heard this once, heard it twice, come on you probably heard it thrice. He thinks he's all that. But that ain't true. He just playin' CHOO! I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo!
Up in the sky. Won't be a lie. Livin' for you (livin' for you). Up in the sky. Baby please don't cry. I love you girl. Livin' for you (livin' for you).
Am I crazy? NO! Should I give up? NO! Would you give up on something you love. Something like a little white dove. Come on those angels they be talkin'. Livin' like you want so don't be squakin'. I'm MC Dace rappin' for you. That guy you datin' he a foo!
Response
Apparently I had decided I was a really good song writer. Also a very good singer/rapper, because I had a video of my singing this song on YouTube. It's no longer there for obvious reasons, but why would I do that? From what I can understand this song is about how a girl I like is dating a "foo". The up in the sky part refers to how there are angels in the sky for both me and the girl I like. I think I wrote this song, because there was a girl I liked in grade 6 who started "dating" a guy that bullied me. Also, I now have my favourite line from a song ever: "dating him is like chugging gravy". I don't even know where that came from. I guess I was just trying to rhyme something with crazy...and it worked!
This was really fun to make fun of myself, so if you guys want me to do another one, just say so in the comments. I am totally willing to do it as a maybe even a series.
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