So, a lot of people wanted to do this, so I thought, "Heck, why not make a PMC only one?" although we have to have an inanimate object somewhere.

The kidnapees competitors this time include
Me (Darkfap)
Hello_there__
illager
LeLovesJazz
Arianwyn
CesarCarter
TheGrimmKnight
TheCrypteral
ShadowOnTheLoose
Trotelot
GracieMockingjay
OrderOutOfChaos
BlueBoyBuilds
pluckpi
BigFatPotat
CrownDeluxe
a nondescript piece of paper
ClayMan1077
EccentricEremite
GoldenScientist
Silabear
IGEBM
chickenpants93
WaffleBear
and Cyprezz
Let the games begin!
________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ ROUND 1

XBigFatPotatoX finds a bag full of explosives.




Arianwyn, pluckpi, and Greief start fighting, but pluckpi runs away as Arianwyn kills Greief.


Silabear accidentally steps on a landmine.




EccentricEremite, Trotelot, and TheCrypteral get into a fight. EccentricEremite triumphantly kills them both.



Afap convinces CrownDeluxe to not kill him, only to kill him instead.


a nondescript piece of paper hunts and eats a pidgin.


WaffleBear clutches a first aid kit and runs away.


OrderofChaos hunts and eats a pidgin.



chickenpants93 strangles Hello_There__ with a rope.



GoldenScientist catches IGEBM off guard and kills him.



GracieMockingjay and ClayMan1077 form a creole together.


ShadowOnTheLoose snatches a bottle of alcohol and a rag.


Cyprezz invents pictographic marking to note dangerous parts of the arena.



Trapped in TheGrimmKnight’s snare, BlueBoyBuilds has to remove one of his cases to escape.


Le Piaccu grabs a shield leaning on the cornucopia.


illager snatches a pair of sais.



Le Piaccu attacks pluckpi, but she manages to escape.



OrderofChaos begs for chickenpants93 to kill him. he refuses, keeping OrderofChaos alive.


Cyprezz searches for firewood.


ShadowOnTheLoose dies trying to escape the arena.




EccentricEremite overhears GoldenScientist and TheGrimmKnight talking in the distance.



XBigFatPotatoX stabs illager in the back with a trident.


a nondescript piece of paper discovers a cave.



Arianwyn sets ClayMan1077 on fire with a molotov.


Afap harvests a wanderwort.



WaffleBear kills GracieMockingjay as she tries to run.


BlueBoyBuilds camouflages himself in the bushes.






WaffleBear throws a knife into a nondescript piece of paper's chest.



GoldenScientist sets an explosive off, killing Cyprezz.



BlueBoyBuilds kills Le Piaccu with his own weapon.





EccentricEremite, Afap, and TheGrimmKnight cheerfully sing songs together.


chickenpants93 is awoken by nightmares.



XBigFatPotatoX shoots an arrow into pluckpi's head.


Arianwyn is unable to start a fire and sleeps without warmth.


OrderofChaos is awoken by nightmares.
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ROUND 1 DEATHS




Greief has died this round


Silabear has died this round


Trotelot has died this round


TheCrypteral has died this round


CrownDeluxe has died this round


Hello_There__ has died this round


IGEBM has died this round


ShadowOnTheLoose has died this round


illager has died this round


ClayMan1077 has died this round


GracieMockingjay has died this round


a nondescript piece of paper has died this round


Cyprezz has died this round


Le Piaccu has died this round


pluckpi has died this round

10 remain
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ROUND 2


EccentricEremite and TheGrimmKnight fight WaffleBear and GoldenScientist. EccentricEremite and TheGrimmKnight survive.



BlueBoyBuilds chases Arianwyn.


Afap takes a calqueulated risk.



chickenpants93 stalks OrderofChaos.


XBigFatPotatoX receives medical supplies from an unknown sponsor.



Arianwyn falls into a frozen lake and drowns.




XBigFatPotatoX shoots an arrow at chickenpants93, but misses and kills TheGrimmKnight instead.


BlueBoyBuilds cooks his food before putting his fire out.



EccentricEremite lets Afap into his shelter.


OrderofChaos sees a fire, but stays hidden.
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ROUND 2 DEATHS


WaffleBear has died this round


GoldenScientist has died this round


Arianwyn has died this round


TheGrimmKnight has died this round
6 remain.
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ROUND 3


Trapped in Afap’s snare, XBigFatPotatoX has to remove one of his cases to escape.



OrderofChaos repeatedly stabs BlueBoyBuilds to death with sais.


EccentricEremite tries to spear fish with a trident.


chickenpants93 receives an explosive from an unknown sponsor.



EccentricEremite betrays chickenpants93—EccentricEremite was a false friend!


XBigFatPotatoX, OrderofChaos, and Afap sleep in shifts.
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ROUND 3 DEATHS


BlueBoyBuilds has died this round


chickenpants93 has died this round
4 REMAIN
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ROUND 4


XBigFatPotatoX falls into a frozen lake and drowns.


OrderofChaos accidentally steps on a landmine.



Following Afap and EccentricEremite’s alliance, they grow closer and undergo ‘cultural synthesis’. They enjoy the experience, and though they then part ways, they leave an everlasting impression on one another.



EccentricEremite gets sick and can now only produce nasal vowels.


Afap picks flowers.

Afap adapts EccentricEremite’s symbols, and scrawls grave insults to agitate and distract the other competitors.
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ROUND 4 DEATHS


XBigFatPotatoX has died this round


OrderofChaos has died this round

FINAL 2!!
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ROUND 5



EccentricEremite tries to sleep through the entire day.


Afap gets sick and can now only produce nasal vowels.

Afap and EccentricEremite realise they're from the same language family and form an alliance.
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ROUND 6

EccentricEremite stalks Afap.




Afap stays awake all night.


EccentricEremite tries to sing himself to sleep.

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ROUND 7 (this has gone on for a while now...)



EccentricEremite steals Afap's memoirs.

Afap and EccentricEremite split up to search for resources.



EccentricEremite screams for help.


Afap falls into a pit and dies.
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ROUND 7 DEATHS
Afap has died this round
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EccentricEremite WINS!!!
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Well. That certainly went on for a while... Congrats to Eremite! Remember to comment if you want to join, and check out the other competitors! I'm out!