last time i made a poll, it was to see if people thought i was a simp, so here i am, to ask WHY im a simp?
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I'm going to go ahead and quote my friend Maya:
Because
Because
Bc u are
Hello?
Well, are you actually a simp? We can find out?
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if you have to ask yourself/ others if you're a simp, you're probably a simp T-T
I have no idea. Maybe because you just said you were. Saying "WHY am I a SIMP" is basically saying that you are one.
we;ll, im assuming i am because of a recent poll i made.
bc you are, its just a fact of life
:(
it was the funniest option in the poll haha
i told people to only vote if the knew me, this is exactly what i was referring too.
then why not ask real life people instead of making a poll on a public website dedicated to minecraft? sorry but it kinda your own fault that the result got messed up because you asked on public internet you should try asking in private instead to get better and accuracte result
Dunno’ man- seems like a simp to me.
Nah man. You just a simple human-respecter.
you're such a fan of illagers that you named yourself illager
that's like me naming myself Female
simp lol
that's like me naming myself Female
simp lol
I told you, you have to be kind of be dating the person youre simping for
incorrect. That means that you hang out with the opposite gender WAY too much, overly desperate for a guy/girl, and continues to obsess over someone even after they deny them.
oh okay I feel so stupid now 3:
eh its fine i feel like that all the time sometimes
I mean you could be... don't really know you, do you chase after women doing everything for them?
no. the simp-iest thing ive really done on this site is give GracieMockingjay a Smily face every day.
That's just being nice, no skimping going on here.
righto, well not a simp, people are just mean...
