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The CocaCola Civil War - FINALE (12-8-22 5 PM CST - 12-9-22 5 PM CST) - ENDED
The armies of the Differentists have arrived at the Purist base. The small army of Reformists have joined the Differentists, and the Sprite Nation has joined the Purists. High Commander IGEBM and General OrderOutOfChaos are in position on the ground. The High Commander has an Eclipse Cannon
made by TheCrypteral, and the General has a Null-Blade. As the armies of the Differentists and the small team of Reformists move
ever closer, the two talk among themselves.
“These are almost impossible odds” OrderOfChaos notes.
“Not impossible” IGEBM responds, “You have your Weapon.”
“It will destroy them. I am sure of that. What I am afraid of is that it will destroy us too. I might
not be able to control it.”
“At least we have a last resort. OrderOfChaos, if we lose this war, I wanted to say that I forgive
you. For everything that happened in the PMC Cola Wars.”
“As do I, for your sending me to the void. Call it even.”
Then the first shot was fired. The war had begun.
Rules:
No unbreakable shields.
No god powers.
No reincarnation.
No immortality.
No landing every attack.
No sequels. This is final.
ALL FIGHTING STOPS AT THE BELOW TIMES ON FRIDAY
6:00 PM EST | 5:00 PM CST | 3:00 PM PST
Thanks to IGEBM for making this chart.
Also, fill out the poll! - IGE
made by TheCrypteral, and the General has a Null-Blade. As the armies of the Differentists and the small team of Reformists move
ever closer, the two talk among themselves.
“These are almost impossible odds” OrderOfChaos notes.
“Not impossible” IGEBM responds, “You have your Weapon.”
“It will destroy them. I am sure of that. What I am afraid of is that it will destroy us too. I might
not be able to control it.”
“At least we have a last resort. OrderOfChaos, if we lose this war, I wanted to say that I forgive
you. For everything that happened in the PMC Cola Wars.”
“As do I, for your sending me to the void. Call it even.”
Then the first shot was fired. The war had begun.
Rules:
No unbreakable shields.
No god powers.
No reincarnation.
No immortality.
No landing every attack.
No sequels. This is final.
ALL FIGHTING STOPS AT THE BELOW TIMES ON FRIDAY
6:00 PM EST | 5:00 PM CST | 3:00 PM PST
Thanks to IGEBM for making this chart.
| Purist (OG Coke) Those Who Still Support Coke 28 Purists 14 Unnamed | Reformist (Diet Coke) Faction* Formed From the CocaCola Army Members 5 Reformists 2 Unnamed | Differentist (Coke Zero/Other Drink) Splinter Faction of the Reformists They Have Plasma Energy Blasters 14 Differentists 4 Unnamed | Other (Unaligned) They Don't Support Any Side, Or They Didn't Confirm Their Allegiance |
| IGEBM High Commander IGEBM Light Weapons Book of Souls Eclipse Cannon Flamethrower Can warp and enter Light From (invisible and intangible) | TacoFromTheSky High Commander Taco Taco Gun | 2000sindie High Commander Kiwi Likes Coke Zero | DarkGEBM666 Former Lieutenant of the Pepsi Federation Shadow Weapons He started this whole thing, and IGEBM's gonna make sure he pays for that. |
| Emminlk12 Lieutenant Emmin Light Magic | FNAF- Lieutenant FNAF | StaticNCogs Lieutenant Static Likes Dr. Pepper | |
| OrderOutOfChaos General OrderOfChaos Null-Blade Dark Magic | wilkmilk234 General Wilkmilk | Haza General Haza Likes Cocaine Coke | |
| TheGrimmKnight Captain Grimm Mechs Dark Daggers (2x) Integrated Portal Unit (IPU) Spear of Eternity Secret Wings Flying Needle Conjuring Powers Mercenary (Hired by IGEBM) | YourFriendSalvacraft Captain Salvacraft Likes Fanta Note for OrderOfChaos: I killed him and respawned, then we changed the gamemode, so he has one life left. | ||
| AxolotlArmy Private Axolotl | MOLTENONI Private Moltenoni Likes off-brand Coke | ||
| Pixella_9487 Private Freak | |||
| Rob333 Private Rob | |||
| WhisperOfTheWild Private Whisper Likes Schweppes, but OrderOfChaos said it was fine | |||
| CrownDeluxe Private Tem or Private Temi (whichever one you call him) Likes Mexicoke | |||
| CesarCarter Private Greief Note: Likes Sprite, but he's agreed to join us if we add Sprite to our team. | |||
| Kri-krii Private Kri-krii | |||
| cloudkitty Private Cloudkitty | cameelcrusty Idiot KILLED BY IGEBM AND ORDEROFCHAOS USING LASER RIFLE, EXPLOSIVES, AND SLINGSHOT | ||
| GracieMockingjay Private Gracie | |||
| TheMcParrot Weapons Supplier Parrot Goes by Supplier Parrot | *Are they even a faction with only 3 people? | anonpmc4318880 Pixlefox Likes none of them KILLED BY IGEBM USING A LIGHT SPEAR |
Also, fill out the poll! - IGE
Poll ended 12/12/2022 11:44 am.
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What the other units are doing
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what Im doing
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what Im doing
All of the Mass Production Units stop circling and dive-bomb the battlefield, this time shrinking to normal size for a mech, 10 ft, and then we all bring the Spears to the middle of the field, placing them together, and crafting The Spear of Gaius (uncanonical Ik but still) and then I convert it to the original Spear of Longinus, giving it Soulpiercing powers ooooOOOOooooOOOOooOOOoooOOOh
“IGEBM, I’m pinned down by TacoFromTheSky! I have to start the ritual!”
*After a few seconds, a massive beam of light comes down from the heavens*
IGEBM and DarkGEBM pause their duel.
TacoFromTheSky stops stealing tacos.
Emminlik12 stays in that bush.
TheGrimmKnight throws up his flying angel-looking mechas’ shields.
The beam disappears as suddenly as it came. OrderOfChaos is unharmed. But there are two of him.
*After a few seconds, a massive beam of light comes down from the heavens*
IGEBM and DarkGEBM pause their duel.
TacoFromTheSky stops stealing tacos.
Emminlik12 stays in that bush.
TheGrimmKnight throws up his flying angel-looking mechas’ shields.
The beam disappears as suddenly as it came. OrderOfChaos is unharmed. But there are two of him.
ship? They are flying angel-looking mecha....
"HAHAHA"
”YOU WHERE NOT SUMMONED! HOW ARE YOU HERE!”
"I reversed the spell."
”What have I done?”
"And before you send me back, I'm sending you to the void!"
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General wilkmilk234 dodges some bullets but realizes that he can pretend to be dead for 10 seconds and surprise attack. *does it but fails* Wait no! I c- where am I?
*I come Back to Bomb everyone on the battlefield with big metal bombs explosive tacos~*
(A team of gunners begin shooting the tacos before they hit the ground, but they miss a few, blowing up and creating several creeper holes in the battlefield.)
"Someone had better fill those up completely when this battle ends." Private Gracie says as she sees one of the holes.
"Someone had better fill those up completely when this battle ends." Private Gracie says as she sees one of the holes.
...pretty good snipers ngl, but ima shot MORE bombs tacos!
I notice Lt. FNAF- planting landmines around the battlefield, so I fire my Eclipse Cannon. A massive light beam shoots across the battlefield, killing several Differentists locked in combat, but hitting FNAF very hard and incinerating his body. I then warp around and, with help from Pvt. Axolotl, get rid of the landmines.
well does it kill anyone else?
"several"? you know i only have 2 teammates. Grammatically incorrect.
EDIT: unless you mean the unnamed ones~
EDIT: unless you mean the unnamed ones~
Yeah I meant the unnamed ones
As in true movie fashion, the ones that get mass killed tend to me the generics/unnamed ones
As in true movie fashion, the ones that get mass killed tend to me the generics/unnamed ones
*dramatic music* nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...!!
*slowly works their way up a hill, trying to find a good ridgeline to throw bottles of tabasco from*
Tobasco bombs.
Nice thinking
Nice thinking
I swoop in, circling the battlefield. My unit pauses, flies to the middle, and initiates 5th Impact!!! I am now converting into the Special Mass Productin Type.
Each Unit has the following (9 in all, including me)
-Electromagnetic Needle Crossbow
-Shoulder pylons (with Prgressive Knives inside)
-Spear of Longinus replica (me hlding the orinigal)
-WINGS!!
-AT Field (piercable under extreme force, you dnt need a Lnginus Spear to pierce it anymore)
And 2 Hamma-Hammas, 2 Z'Goks, 2 Gasshias, 2 Hygoggs, 14 Zaku II's, and 1 Eva Unit 05 are running (Unit 05 driving) the way to the battlefield)
Each Unit has the following (9 in all, including me)
-Electromagnetic Needle Crossbow
-Shoulder pylons (with Prgressive Knives inside)
-Spear of Longinus replica (me hlding the orinigal)
-WINGS!!
-AT Field (piercable under extreme force, you dnt need a Lnginus Spear to pierce it anymore)
And 2 Hamma-Hammas, 2 Z'Goks, 2 Gasshias, 2 Hygoggs, 14 Zaku II's, and 1 Eva Unit 05 are running (Unit 05 driving) the way to the battlefield)
[yo that did not open anything for me.]
same image as I
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“Purists, attack!”
The CocaCola Purists fly out of their base with jetpacks, as the Reformists charges planted above the canyon-side base explode, causing the ground above to collapse and crush the interior of the base.
”Did everyone survive?” I ask Supplier Parrot as he lands next to me.
”Yup.” Parrot responds.
I see everyone fighting, and speak into our linked earpieces. “Attention, all soldiers. You are ordered to restrain the enemies and bring them to the center of the battlefield. A team of guards will be keeping them prisoner and knocking them out with tranquilizer darts.”
”Yes, High Commander!” several voices respond.
Then, I see someone warp into the battlefield.
”Oh no.” I say. “He’s here. Parrot, start fighting.” I warp away as Parrot pulls out a laser rifle and flies into the fight.
I appear before the figure.
”DarkGEBM.”
”IGEBM.”
”Let’s dance.” I say as my hands glow and I conjure up a pair of double-edged light swords.
(You let me finish this fight, no one else gets involved in this.)
The CocaCola Purists fly out of their base with jetpacks, as the Reformists charges planted above the canyon-side base explode, causing the ground above to collapse and crush the interior of the base.
”Did everyone survive?” I ask Supplier Parrot as he lands next to me.
”Yup.” Parrot responds.
I see everyone fighting, and speak into our linked earpieces. “Attention, all soldiers. You are ordered to restrain the enemies and bring them to the center of the battlefield. A team of guards will be keeping them prisoner and knocking them out with tranquilizer darts.”
”Yes, High Commander!” several voices respond.
Then, I see someone warp into the battlefield.
”Oh no.” I say. “He’s here. Parrot, start fighting.” I warp away as Parrot pulls out a laser rifle and flies into the fight.
I appear before the figure.
”DarkGEBM.”
”IGEBM.”
”Let’s dance.” I say as my hands glow and I conjure up a pair of double-edged light swords.
(You let me finish this fight, no one else gets involved in this.)
As we duel, I convert my dual shadow swords to an axe, and then raise it chop IGEBM’s head off, but he shoots me with a light blast. Then, he picks me up, flies into the air, and throws me to the ground. He flies down and punches me dead in the face, knocking me out. I wake up restrained, my powers gone.
”I can’t use shadow magic!” I yell as I try to break free of my bonds. “What did you do?”
IGEBM holds up his Book of Souls.
”I cast a spell that prevents you from using your powers. On top of that, the more you struggle in those cuffs, the tighter they get.
”No!” I scream in anger as I stop struggling before the handcuffs get any tighter.
”I can’t use shadow magic!” I yell as I try to break free of my bonds. “What did you do?”
IGEBM holds up his Book of Souls.
”I cast a spell that prevents you from using your powers. On top of that, the more you struggle in those cuffs, the tighter they get.
”No!” I scream in anger as I stop struggling before the handcuffs get any tighter.
come over to shot the vulnerable with a metallic taco to the face
you die. (presumably)
you die. (presumably)
No I'm stronger than that
Well at least your safe rotting in Hell!
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Me vs. DarkGEBM
Time to end this stupid civil war.
Time to end this stupid civil war.
Wow, no one appreciates entirely neutral war profiteers like me...
$2999.99
Plasma Explosive for sale
First come first serve!
Plasma Explosive for sale
First come first serve!
i steal em and use them at the remanes order of chaos!
rude, now you can't use Dr. Pepper banks to cash in on the plasma orb market SMH!
well now if OrderOfChaos was not dead THEN... he is now...
also i HATE banking.
also i HATE banking.
Because of that, I am going to give all of your enemies a discount on Dr. Pepper Mercenaries.
you mean my dislike of banking??
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*Me sipping on my root beer*
Let us see how this plays out, they needed variation of coke for reinforcements, what will their enemy do?
Extra context, they could only be bested by cherry coke, but not for long
Let us see how this plays out, they needed variation of coke for reinforcements, what will their enemy do?
Extra context, they could only be bested by cherry coke, but not for long
ok, I have gotten to the battlefield and now everyone can see all 9 of the units in the distance (me in front, 4 on each flank, like a flock of birds)
I fly ever closer to you people, holding Spear of Longinus replicas (there are 9 units, I pilot one, the rest are using dummy plugs
Glad you're on the purist side!
yes? ive been there since the biginnin i broke away and then got paid to come back
Goes to the rest room
*Teleports in front of the door and activates my Null-Blade*
me, goes into the controls to show this is actually a TANK!!
Proceeds to Chase you.
Start shooting tacos, ironically, from the sky. LMAO
Hence the name, i start committing cannibalism (eating tacos)
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Now hold up, what about AT Fields? Their not unbreakable, the other people just dont have the original Spear of Longinus or its 9 replicas...
Armor is allowed, and that sounds like Armor, so alright.
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