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Crepp: (Opens and closes door)
Mr. Wrink: Ah, welcome, Mister the Crepp. Just sit down on the couch.
(Walks softly to the couch)
Bad mood, eh? Tell me what's happening recently.
*SNIFF* Well it started this morning, *SNIFF* I got... got up on the wrong side of the bed...
Oh, the classic? Continue.
I called Sssteve on... on the phone to te... to te-hell him the newsss, but *SNIFF* but he didn't answer so I called Alex... and ssshe was as devassstated... as I am, and I asked her "Did you get off the wrong *SNIFF* ssside of the bed, too?" And she said he went on a date without me!!!!! *Sobs*
Do you mean YOU or Alex?
Both of us.
Okayyyyy? D continue.
Are you ready for the most devastating part of this story?
Hit me with your WORST. Please.
I barely cared, ssso *SNIFF* I went to Creeptress but she wasn't home, ssso I called *SNIFF* called her...
And?
She said she... was *SNIFF* BUSY WITH A BOY... *SNIFF* and when- I-I asssked her who she *SNIFF SNIFF* Ugh-huhu-hugh, she-hee said she was dat-date- (SNIFF) She date STEFFFFF!!! (Cries so hard a laser of tears splash out of his eyes)
ACK! Blgrblrglbrglbrlglb! Oof, ok, calm down, I can relate with...
Yeah?
Mr. Wrink: I had a GF... she was Creeptress in...
(le gasp) For real, dude?
Mr. Wrink: *SNIFF* We were in our teen supermodel years, since she and I were unable to get gunpowder in us, unlike 69% of creepers, like you, but *SNIFF* we were born on the sssame day and time... like twins from another mother, living in the same apartment. Since then, we've been best, best friends; we were DYING and respawning for each other. We even lived in the same house for years, but 1 sunny day the week before graduation and gunpowder surgery, we were playing UNO, *SNIFF* and she placed a card. "Wild Card dare," she said. "I choose green, and if ya have a red 3, then we're done." I placed my red 3 down as a joke, but then she cried, "NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE... I... I'M SO SORRY!!! (WAILS)" And she was gone the moment I blinked, and that was when the 2 of us were never in a range of 69 chunks again.
So that explains why I saw her throwing out pictures of you when we first met.
Where were we?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSNIFF* Oh yeah, *SNIFF* I went to binge watch TV, when I realized, when I entered the living *SNIFF* LIVING room- I realized sssomg... she... she she, SHE... SHE...
*SNIFF* She?
SHE TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COKIEE JARRR!!!!! (SOBS)
NOOOOOOO!!!!! (SOBS HEAVILY)
*4 hours later*
(SOBING CONTINUES)
(Creeptress enters the scene)
Creeptress: Brblrgbrlblblllglblglbl!!! Water? *lips smack* Y'all both been cryin' for days! WOULD YOU BOYS SHUT YOUR BOOM???
(silence)
Creeptress?
(Creeptress gasps with tears) Micheal Wrink? It's really you?
(Creeptress and 'Micheal' sobs) I haven't seen you in updates~... *leans into each other for a "hug"*
Crepp: BTW Creeptress, HOW DARE YOU take the cookie from the cookie jar *sniff* and date STEFFFFFFFFF~
Creeptress: SO-RRY. And I'm super sorry, Micheal. We have so much to catch up with. I should have never bought that stupid deck of cards and betray you, my sweetheart of heaven. Although I would have never met my darling, home of the 16 bit paradise.
(Creeptress kisses her 2 loves which make them blush)
'Micheal': Aww, shucks... Crepp: D'ohhh, you shouldn't have.
Now, come on! Let's go to Icky lake to hang out with Steve and Alex!
(Creeptress and 'Micheal') YEAH!!!
(Insert 1 second long footage of the 3 creepers skipping gleefully through a 20-mile field of flowers as 2,000 rainbows appear in the sky)
Also, have you seen my lucky back pin?
Your what?
My back pin is gone, the one that I keep near my bed. BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE RUINING MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!
THE END
Mr. Wrink: Ah, welcome, Mister the Crepp. Just sit down on the couch.
(Walks softly to the couch)
Bad mood, eh? Tell me what's happening recently.
*SNIFF* Well it started this morning, *SNIFF* I got... got up on the wrong side of the bed...
Oh, the classic? Continue.
I called Sssteve on... on the phone to te... to te-hell him the newsss, but *SNIFF* but he didn't answer so I called Alex... and ssshe was as devassstated... as I am, and I asked her "Did you get off the wrong *SNIFF* ssside of the bed, too?" And she said he went on a date without me!!!!! *Sobs*
Do you mean YOU or Alex?
Both of us.
Okayyyyy? D continue.
Are you ready for the most devastating part of this story?
Hit me with your WORST. Please.
I barely cared, ssso *SNIFF* I went to Creeptress but she wasn't home, ssso I called *SNIFF* called her...
And?
She said she... was *SNIFF* BUSY WITH A BOY... *SNIFF* and when- I-I asssked her who she *SNIFF SNIFF* Ugh-huhu-hugh, she-hee said she was dat-date- (SNIFF) She date STEFFFFF!!! (Cries so hard a laser of tears splash out of his eyes)
ACK! Blgrblrglbrglbrlglb! Oof, ok, calm down, I can relate with...
Yeah?
Mr. Wrink: I had a GF... she was Creeptress in...
(le gasp) For real, dude?
Mr. Wrink: *SNIFF* We were in our teen supermodel years, since she and I were unable to get gunpowder in us, unlike 69% of creepers, like you, but *SNIFF* we were born on the sssame day and time... like twins from another mother, living in the same apartment. Since then, we've been best, best friends; we were DYING and respawning for each other. We even lived in the same house for years, but 1 sunny day the week before graduation and gunpowder surgery, we were playing UNO, *SNIFF* and she placed a card. "Wild Card dare," she said. "I choose green, and if ya have a red 3, then we're done." I placed my red 3 down as a joke, but then she cried, "NO! IT CAN'T BE TRUE... I... I'M SO SORRY!!! (WAILS)" And she was gone the moment I blinked, and that was when the 2 of us were never in a range of 69 chunks again.
So that explains why I saw her throwing out pictures of you when we first met.
Where were we?
*SSSSSSSSSSSSSNIFF* Oh yeah, *SNIFF* I went to binge watch TV, when I realized, when I entered the living *SNIFF* LIVING room- I realized sssomg... she... she she, SHE... SHE...
*SNIFF* She?
SHE TOOK THE COOKIE FROM THE COKIEE JARRR!!!!! (SOBS)
NOOOOOOO!!!!! (SOBS HEAVILY)
*4 hours later*
(SOBING CONTINUES)
(Creeptress enters the scene)
Creeptress: Brblrgbrlblblllglblglbl!!! Water? *lips smack* Y'all both been cryin' for days! WOULD YOU BOYS SHUT YOUR BOOM???
(silence)
Creeptress?
(Creeptress gasps with tears) Micheal Wrink? It's really you?
(Creeptress and 'Micheal' sobs) I haven't seen you in updates~... *leans into each other for a "hug"*
Crepp: BTW Creeptress, HOW DARE YOU take the cookie from the cookie jar *sniff* and date STEFFFFFFFFF~
Creeptress: SO-RRY. And I'm super sorry, Micheal. We have so much to catch up with. I should have never bought that stupid deck of cards and betray you, my sweetheart of heaven. Although I would have never met my darling, home of the 16 bit paradise.
(Creeptress kisses her 2 loves which make them blush)
'Micheal': Aww, shucks... Crepp: D'ohhh, you shouldn't have.
Now, come on! Let's go to Icky lake to hang out with Steve and Alex!
(Creeptress and 'Micheal') YEAH!!!
(Insert 1 second long footage of the 3 creepers skipping gleefully through a 20-mile field of flowers as 2,000 rainbows appear in the sky)
Also, have you seen my lucky back pin?
Your what?
My back pin is gone, the one that I keep near my bed. BECAUSE YOU TWO ARE RUINING MY BEAUTY SLEEP!!!
THE END
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