Published Apr 26th, 2020, 4/26/20 10:31 am
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Frodo is victimized Maaannn, It's a total bummer...
Frodo Baggins might seem like a laid back character with a life that's no sweat, but he's heavily held down by The Man. His bag is to chill in the Shire, but squares like Gandalf and Elrond flake him off to Mordor just to ditch a little gold ring!
The quest is way hairy.
Along the route Frodo faces hardship. First, he has eight homies to hang with, but they all split except Sam, and cruising middle earth is no cakewalk. They enlist a skuzz bucket gremlin named Gollum, who wants the ring even more than he needs a bath to get them into Mordor, and Frodo gets stung by a bug bigger than a barn. But they hang tough, and finally, they throw the ring out, and the world is free from Sauron's stink. Frodo lives, But The Man remains at large.
Commemorative gear:
Frodo Baggins might seem like a laid back character with a life that's no sweat, but he's heavily held down by The Man. His bag is to chill in the Shire, but squares like Gandalf and Elrond flake him off to Mordor just to ditch a little gold ring!
The quest is way hairy.
Along the route Frodo faces hardship. First, he has eight homies to hang with, but they all split except Sam, and cruising middle earth is no cakewalk. They enlist a skuzz bucket gremlin named Gollum, who wants the ring even more than he needs a bath to get them into Mordor, and Frodo gets stung by a bug bigger than a barn. But they hang tough, and finally, they throw the ring out, and the world is free from Sauron's stink. Frodo lives, But The Man remains at large.
Commemorative gear:
| Credit | This was a real pre internet meme from the 60s and 70s. I could not make this up. |
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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