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Why I hate shoes.

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Shoes are evil. They were created by mankind and then put some curse. Shoes are now like clothes, if you don't have brand new ones, you automatically get called out
I once loved wearing shoes that glowed in the dark each time I walk. But now, they're judging. All of them, with their menacing eyes.

That's why at home, I never wear flip-flops nor shoes inside. I feel restrained with a crowd.
That's why I try to hide the fact that the shoes I wear are like, 2 years old.
That's why God hates me.
That's why I've tried to eat to gain weight but instead lost some because of bullpoop. Oh yea, right. Shoes.

I hate 'em. Please, for your own sake and your loved ones. Don't wear shoes that you don't like. Wear something that both your body and your mind likes. #StopTryingToLookKoolBecauseThat'llMakeMeLookBad.



Also, I have no idea why I wrote this. Just thought of this topic while I was playing MC and was thinking of buying new shoes.
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CHorse
05/29/2017 8:22 am
Level 39 : Artisan Fish
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I also hate shoes.
Then again I'm a flying seahorse that blows up planets for food . . .
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Dysphoria
07/14/2016 10:54 pm
Level 25 : Expert Princess
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i wear feet
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Mashumaro
07/18/2016 2:24 pm
Level 29 : Expert Artist
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I love to wear feet from my enemies.
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CellOphane
03/04/2016 6:08 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Network
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I wear crocs at home
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Mashumaro
03/05/2016 7:15 am
Level 29 : Expert Artist
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Crocs r alsu evil ;c
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Sergeant Sarcasm
02/06/2016 5:42 pm
Level 52 : Grandmaster Lumberjack
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but they maek u jump hier?!
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Mashumaro
02/07/2016 10:23 am
Level 29 : Expert Artist
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Butt... Mah feets wants to bees free.
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Sergeant Sarcasm
02/07/2016 11:23 am
Level 52 : Grandmaster Lumberjack
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but teh jrodens maek u run fastr &&& jump hier!!! thts so col!!! & teh col kids r waering tem so tht meens i haff 2
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Mashumaro
02/07/2016 4:29 pm
Level 29 : Expert Artist
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dat is y shoos r stoopid. U'd hav to look kewl so dei won't judge u
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Joebobby5
01/30/2016 5:35 pm
Level 3 : Apprentice Explorer
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A suggestion of new shoes is Nike frees, airmax, or roshes for running, but if you like high tops get Jordans/Nike Lebrons. If you hate shoes just stay with the flip flops :).
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