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What Mobs Would Say if They Could Talk

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im not updating this anymore. i dont like how i wrote it but im keeping it up because i know a lot of people liked it

Hello, everyone! I hope you enjoy this brand new version of What Mobs Would Say if They Could Talk! I will be playing the Talking Mobs in this all-new version of a blog I made quite a while back!

Enjoy!!!

About this story
This is basically two (kinda stereotyped) teenage girls spreading a bit of gossip about how the Steve was finally killed... by Skely... and how the Steve came back to life somehow... and that they say "OMG" a bazillion times......
......yeah......
Mobs Gossiping
Spindle: Hey, what's up, Slick?
Slick: Oh, nothing... guess what I heard Skely say?
Spindle: What?
Slick: Skely said he finally killed the Steve.
Spindle: WHAT?! I haven't even been able to kill it!
Slick: Me neither, and I don't think anyone else has.
-Steve walks by-
Spindle: Oh no. It's the Steve.
Slick: He's, like, alive?!
Spindle: I know, right?
Slick: So Skely was totally lieing about that!
-Skely walks over and shoots Steve to death-
Spindle and Slick: :o
Skely: Hello, girls. I hope I see you again soon. ;) -walks away-
Spindle: OMG did you see that?!
Slick: OMG I did!
-Steve walks by again-
Spindle: OMG how is it here?!
Slick: OMG I don't know!
Spindle: OMG go tell the others!
Slick: OMG okay!
About this story
This is just random sheep doing random things XD
oh and sadly a sheep dies.
......
Welp, more wool/mutton for the Steve! Man, those sheep are dumb...
Sheep
#1: Hello.
#2 and #3: Hi One.
#1: Hows this grass? *munch munch*
#2: Are you eating it?!
#3: Bleck, One how can you like it?
#1: Tastes... spicy?
#2: Do you like spicy or something?
#1: If I like this spicy grass, then yeah I guess I do.
#3: Um, One?
#1: Yes, Three?
#3: Four told me Six died because he ate spicy grass.
#1: o.o
#3: So I suggest you spit that out.
#1: umm Three?
#3: what.
#1: I already swallowed.
#1, #2 and #3: o.o
#1, #2 and #3: AAAAAAHHHHH HEEEELP
#1: XP
#2 and #3: o.o
#2 and #3: *walks away and eats some different grass*
#2 and #3: yum.
About this story
This is how Skely Skeleton and Zomeeb killed the Steve together. Also, Zomeeb is dumb. And Zomeeb is very dumb.
An attempt to kill the Steve
Steve: *mine mine mine*
Skely: Okay, Zombeeb, do you rememeber the plan?
Zomeeb: Sure.
Skely: What is the plan?
Zomeeb: Kill the Steve.
Skely: Close enough, for a zombie at least.
Zomeeb: Ok.
Skely: Okay, let's start plan kay, one, el.
Zomeeb: °−°
Skely: '-_- umm... start plan Kill.
Zomeeb: Ok.
Zomeeb: *walks out and hits Steve*
Steve: *swings pickaxe at Zomeeb*
Zomeeb: *dodges the pickaxe*
Skely: *shoots Steve*
Zomeeb: *punches Steve to death*
Skely: well... that went well...
Zomeeb: Yeeeaaaaah.....
-Skely and Zomeeb walk away-
-Steve walks back and picks up his stuff-
no dont touch it jus leave this alone plz
dont touch plz dont no dont read this nonono dont do it nuuuuuuu
Steve: Okay, gold, netherrack, mossy cobblestone, and redstone torches. What am I missing?
Steve: *looks at the instruction manual he made*
Steve: ... flint and steel. shoot... where can I get that?
-lightning strikes the thing he made-
You don't know what you did...
Steve: ... okay... that works...
unknown: muahahahahahahaa
Steve: *shudder* y-you dont s-scare m-me!
unknown: really? huh...
Steve: *steeling himself* no, y-you dont scare me!
unknown: haha... no.
Steve: WHY DONT YOU SHOW YOURSELF YOU COWARD!!!
unknown: !!
Steve: HUH? WHY NOT??
unknown: because you have not looked hard enough... >:)
Steve: o.o
unknown: *steps out of the shadows*
Steve: 'e.e
unknown: heheh... you are sca-ared...
Steve: no im not afraid, you-
unknown: i can sense your fear...
Steve: o.o
unknown: >:)
Steve: i am not afraid of you.
unknown: you are.
Steve: are not.
unknown: are.
Steve: not.
unknown: *invisible*
Steve: !
unknown: *sneaks behind him and draws sword*
Steve: 'O.O
unknown: goodnight... >:)
WHY DID YOU READ THIS?????????????????????????????????????
About this story
A creeper gets hurt by a skeleton's words against him, and runs off sad
he finds steve
explodes him on accident
and thinks the skeleton is right about him
and then an enderman cheers him up =)
Made my day! - Credit to Nostalgia!
-Creep walks up to a group of mobs-
Creep: Hey guysss!
Archer: Go away we're doing special stuff and you'll just ruin everything.
Creep: =(
Creep: *walks away"
Webil: uhhh...
Endilin: Arch, that wasn't very nice.
Archer: Well he does ruin everything.
Endilin: That may be true, but still, that wasn't a very good thing to say! *teleports away*
Meanwhile
Creep: Man, Archer isss ssso mean... I don't ever ruin thingsss... Archer isss completly wrong...
Creep: *Sees Steve somewhere ahead and walks over to him*
Creep: Hi SSSteve!
Steve: HOLY CRAP *punches Creep*
Creep: Owsssssssss...
What Mobs Would Say if They Could Talk*MS paint
Creep: o.o
10 second pause
Creep: I do ruin everything T-T
-Endilin teleports to Creep-
Endilin: Woah! What the heck happened?
Creep: I-I ruin everything...
Endilin: No you don't. You are the best creeper I've ever known.
Creep: R-really? Y-you think ssso?
Endilin: Yes. You are probably the nicest creeper in the entire server.
Creep: SSSeriousssly?!
Endilin: Yeah. At least, that's what I think.
Creep: Wow!
-Creep leans on Endilin-
Creep: Could... could I have a hug? =3
Endilin: Sure. *hugs*
If you have any ideas for this please post them in the comments!!!


also check out the Ask Endie forum post and ask Endie the Enderman something!
CreditThanks to Nostalgia for ideas =)
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Beta something.something : by GraciousMaximus 02/17/2016 10:20:25 pmFeb 17th, 2016

NEW STORY!!! THX NOSTALGIA!!!!
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Starbridge2004
02/17/2016 11:26 pm
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GraciousMaximus
02/17/2016 11:36 pm
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GraciousMaximus
03/03/2016 8:33 pm
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GraciousMaximus
02/12/2016 10:08 pm
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GAWD I NEED IDEAS FOR STORIES
COME ON GUYS
I KNOW YOU CAN HELP ME THINK OF SOMETHING

otherwise i'll prob cri like a ghastie T-T
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Elizardbeth
02/12/2016 5:48 pm
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hahaha *wipes away tear*

what? where's the rest of it? that's the end?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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GraciousMaximus
02/12/2016 10:07 pm
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i got rid of a bit, i didnt like it

any ideas tho?
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Elizardbeth
02/13/2016 8:32 pm
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creeper: hello everone! ^^
skeleton: go away creeper u ruin everything
creeper: *sadly goes away*
enderman: that wasn't nice *warps away*
creeper: *runs up to Steve* hi steve!
Steve: 7^3&!@##!!! *hits creeper*
         etc (but in the end enderman makes her feel better)
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GraciousMaximus
02/17/2016 12:12 am
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done
im editing the format a bit

thank you for the idea
it Made my day XD
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Elizardbeth
02/17/2016 11:55 am
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^^ aweshum stuffsh
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GraciousMaximus
02/17/2016 9:03 pm
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did you even read the little story thingie
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