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Hullo Pixel Punchers and Painters, and welcome to The Extremely Awesome and Super Guide To Minecraft Survival. Please note that this blog is a complete joke and this is NOT REAL. Now, shall we get started?
Step 1. Punch a tree until the tree falls on you, or hands turn red. Continue to do so eighteen more times.
Step 2. Place four Wooden Planks inside of your brain. When done, pull them out.
Step 3. Lay three Wooden Planks and two Sticks on top of a Crafting Bench. Wait for them to magically turn into a hard stick. If laggy, restart game.
Step 4. Hit stone with wood until stick breaks. Then collect all the stone dust that you made.
Step 5. Make stone stick. Then redo Step 4.
Step 6. Make stone clumps on a stick. Then whack zombies.
Step 7. Explore cave, hitting all iron necessary with stone stick
Step 9. View all items gathered, then craft furnace.
Step 10. Place coal and iron in a furnace. Wait for coal to magically light on fire.
Step 11. Make iron pick then search for diamond for two hours. If failed, die in a fire and never play again.
Well, thanks guys. If you like it, please give a diamond! It helps,
Step 1. Punch a tree until the tree falls on you, or hands turn red. Continue to do so eighteen more times.
Step 2. Place four Wooden Planks inside of your brain. When done, pull them out.
Step 3. Lay three Wooden Planks and two Sticks on top of a Crafting Bench. Wait for them to magically turn into a hard stick. If laggy, restart game.
Step 4. Hit stone with wood until stick breaks. Then collect all the stone dust that you made.
Step 5. Make stone stick. Then redo Step 4.
Step 6. Make stone clumps on a stick. Then whack zombies.
Step 7. Explore cave, hitting all iron necessary with stone stick
Step 9. View all items gathered, then craft furnace.
Step 10. Place coal and iron in a furnace. Wait for coal to magically light on fire.
Step 11. Make iron pick then search for diamond for two hours. If failed, die in a fire and never play again.
Well, thanks guys. If you like it, please give a diamond! It helps,
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