At 4;36 today, a dog raped a panda by sniffing its butt. Panda's with suits are highly scared and consider it rapeing.
Please remeber to keep dogs on leashes. Or Panda's will die. if Panda's die then we will be overflown with bamboo or will lose money. Since for some reason, panda's are the governor's of money. This victim was in fact my partner before the incedent. This has been a public message from Tyranian Industries