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How to troll successfully! In 4 simple, easy steps!

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PlankGang's Avatar PlankGang
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Right, I am going to do three blogs,
How to troll Successfully: This one.
How to troll Professionally:
How not to troll:

Right, so here is this one!

Trolling is an art perfected by many and loved by millions, it is the 4th most popular meme in the internet!

Step one: Plan ahed, find someone to troll and think 'How am I going to troll them?' No one likes a troll who pointlessly trolls.

Step two: Act, pull your prank, make sure you say it craftily, good grammar can make you look innocent later, for example make a troll sentence smart, not like 'thiz sux' or anything say something stealthily like, "I don't like this that well, I don't think anyone else should? Who's with me?" and that is something that gets people.

Step three: Being innocent, at the end of it, just play it out as if your innocent, say that you never meant to get a argument going or whatever you caused.

Step four: The most important step of all them! Remember! Always remember! Just have fun, trolling other trolls is pure fun, it makes you a cannibal troll but it's fun! Having fun means that you preferably don't get banned. Trolling is either for getting revenge or you just want a good laugh, your victim should see the funny side of it!
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Jesuitical
04/15/2012 8:20 am
Level 27 : Expert Princess
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I don't like this that well, I don't think anyone else should? Who's with me?
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PlankGang
04/15/2012 9:18 am
Level 45 : Master Pirate
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Why don't you lift your ass up and move it over to another blog at your failed attempt to troll.
My thing was an example.
Leading to your failure.
Next blog will include Cannibal Trolling. Trolling the troll.
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Jesuitical
04/15/2012 10:06 am
Level 27 : Expert Princess
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Not sure if serious or joke. I am torn.
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PlankGang
04/15/2012 10:35 am
Level 45 : Master Pirate
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Trolololol
And that's how to troll.
Get 'em torn!
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Fire_Water
06/05/2012 7:31 am
Level 29 : Expert Nerd
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wow just like pro
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Animatrix
04/15/2012 5:35 am
Level 25 : Expert Network
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I disagree with your "trolling" guide. Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with it, I just disagree on your definition trolling.

Also, I've never once seen you troll :3
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PlankGang
04/15/2012 5:39 am
Level 45 : Master Pirate
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I'm not a troll. No.
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Animatrix
04/15/2012 6:29 am
Level 25 : Expert Network
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If you're not a troll....why post a blog on how to troll? ._____.
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PlankGang
04/15/2012 9:18 am
Level 45 : Master Pirate
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Thought it'd get my level 30, which it did. Anything to level up :P
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Animatrix
04/15/2012 10:40 am
Level 25 : Expert Network
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xP
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