Hello Aperture investors, this is Lord_Morgo, Cave Johnson is off sick today, so I am here to discuss the new devices we are making in Aperture laboratories!

First off, we have the most amazing thing to have ever existed! The home defender device, who needs a door when you have blocks!

Next we have the next ware of home defence! Also, this can be used by the armies of the world! New land-mines!
Blow your enemies up as they attack your house!

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