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No intro needed, leeeeetttt's get rooooooiiiiight into the blooooooog!
Finding The Best Memes
It's pretty much obvious you will need to have some extra snacks and drinks, because this is going to get you tired very fast. The best memes you need have to be dank, very dank, and so dank that even the Illuminati isn't dank enough. A good example is Leafy, Gaben, and Doge, our overlords. They will make sure to keep an eye on you (see what I did there) and if you follow the rules, you will get a free copy of Half-Life 3. Just be sure to use them as your best memes.
Getting Ready
You will need some good snacks and drinks, and the best example is Mountain Dew and Doritos. If you want, blend some Doritos and pour 1 half of 1/2 pints of Mountain Dew for an experience of Mountain Dewritos. Another thing to get ready is to have your Intervention ready to quickscope some noobs with your skillz. Get prepared with that so we can finally continue to the next part.
Making Your Profile
You need to make your name have xXx_(entermlgname)_xXx or Xx_(entermlgname)_xX for the best name. xX_(entermlgname)_Xx is also optional. You need to get level ten really quick, and add a customized mlg sig card on the forums. It has to be really dank with tons of pepe and more. You will also make sure not to be a big fan of anime, PMC is full of anime, which most people find annoying or inappropriate. But anyways, it doesn't matter that much. Peace!
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Psst! Question of the day: Give me a rating on how dank I am, from 8/8. Note: THIS IS ALL A JOKE! Don't take it too seriously ;)
Finding The Best Memes
It's pretty much obvious you will need to have some extra snacks and drinks, because this is going to get you tired very fast. The best memes you need have to be dank, very dank, and so dank that even the Illuminati isn't dank enough. A good example is Leafy, Gaben, and Doge, our overlords. They will make sure to keep an eye on you (see what I did there) and if you follow the rules, you will get a free copy of Half-Life 3. Just be sure to use them as your best memes.
Getting Ready
You will need some good snacks and drinks, and the best example is Mountain Dew and Doritos. If you want, blend some Doritos and pour 1 half of 1/2 pints of Mountain Dew for an experience of Mountain Dewritos. Another thing to get ready is to have your Intervention ready to quickscope some noobs with your skillz. Get prepared with that so we can finally continue to the next part.
Making Your Profile
You need to make your name have xXx_(entermlgname)_xXx or Xx_(entermlgname)_xX for the best name. xX_(entermlgname)_Xx is also optional. You need to get level ten really quick, and add a customized mlg sig card on the forums. It has to be really dank with tons of pepe and more. You will also make sure not to be a big fan of anime, PMC is full of anime, which most people find annoying or inappropriate. But anyways, it doesn't matter that much. Peace!
Like,
Favorite,
and Subscribe!
Psst! Question of the day: Give me a rating on how dank I am, from 8/8. Note: THIS IS ALL A JOKE! Don't take it too seriously ;)
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