[translated from the ocelot language, a series of "meows" that mean nothing]
     Meow! Hello, my name is Pineapple the Ocelot, and today I am giving you an awesome guide to Minecraft mobs in a ocelot's perspective. This is for players of all skill levels, and for entertainment, so please don't get offended! Okay, enough meowing. Let's get started!
Note from the translater: Pineapple doesn't understand what a chapter is. Please excuse her.
Hey, a chapter is a few sentences! A paragraph is a few pages! -Pineapple

Chapter 1: Passive Animals
That's me! A passive mob is a mob that won't attack you if you attack it. Us ocelots are a shy timid mob, and will not fight you, but only flee. (Don't call me a clucker, that's considered an insult!) The most common ones are Oinkers (pigs), Milkers (cows), Cluckers (chickens), and Woolers (sheep). They drop usefully items, like bacon (pork chops), and hot wings (chicken). Woolers are pretty useful because they drop wool, an essential item to make beds! Some animals that don't appear that often are Riders (horses), Flyers (bats), and Hoppers (rabbits). Traders can trade items, but they can be a rip-off sometimes. (Hey, why do they say "hmmm" and have big noses?)

Chapter 2: Neutral Mobs
There's one of our fellow pets, the Howler! I AHowler will attack you viciously with its pack... only if you attack it. Scared? (Note from the translater: Of course they wouldn't! They're not a scaredy-cat!) There are also Teleporters, who attack you when you provoke them, but they are actually pretty strong, so don't look at one in the eye! Bugs and cave bugs (oh how I hate them) are passive in daylight (unless if already hostile)but hostile in darkness. Never mess with a Pig Zombie too!!

Chapter 3: TBC

Chapter 4: TBC

Chapter 5: TBC

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Also: Keep calm and keep on meowing like you don't care!
Note from the translator: Hey, I thought it was over, Pineapple?
Nope, it isn't over yet! -Pineapple
Note from the translator: *sighs*