Hi,

I uh, don't have anything interesting to say heh

Aye actually, I am hella tired haha

Why
did
I
push
myself
to
make
this
skin
in
a
day
sigh

I thought I'd visit my friend in Brisbane, which is a 1.5 hour drive away ;-;. I uh, got a lot of beeps cause I'd go into the fast lane and people be vibing in the hecking fast lane when they aren't even overtaking ahh. Everytime I needed to go around someone, there would be a mofo just chillin in the fast lane, I'd indicate to go over, man speeds up once he sees me indicate, then beeps and throws his hands around like a monkey on his first birthday. Then people be breaking for no reason, like it's the mofoggin highway, like just drive smh my head. Then I went on one of the chill mini highways going to a specific place in Brissie and I be zoomin, tokyo driftin out here, and then I almost lost control- but we fine heh. Google maps is now one of the boys, absolute lad. Man deserves an award for being the best lad of all lads to exist out of the lads, lad. My friend and I did a full body workout cause we r absolute apes. Dumb

"Yo Duran my homie, u wanna come down and do a workout?" "We can do full body my g" (Man knows I only do full body cause I'm not a pussy)
I'm just a fuggin idiot
"Yea sure my slime"
Bro, we couldn't be any whiter lmfao
"Wait fr?"
"Yessir"
10 mins later
"U fr my slime?"
"Yessir my g"
"Bet"

So I got down there and homie clapped my cheeks
Ehem
Homie showed me his bed
Eh hemmm
Homie showed me his bedroom and we did hard drugs, aka preworkout and a raze energy drink. *Completely legal mind u*
And we got to the uni gym. Bro, I felt like I had just done crack cocaine heroin. I was so itchy, my ass was so itchy. And I was tryna pay and all I could think about was the 10,000 green ants biting my cheeks. I must have gotten all the juicy bits at the bottom; there were two scoops left-

4 hours and 10 minutes later

We finished and ate

Then I drove to nans

She is deaf

I had to go around the back

Then she heard me and thought I rung her on the phone

I had to tell her I am out the back

NANNA I AM OUT THE BACK

Ur doing crack?

I"M OUT THE BACK

U have turned into a cat?

NANNA I AM OUT THE MOFOING BACK

Ah, wait a sec

AH, what r u doing here

Dunno honestly, thought I'd say hi and drink all ur wine in the fridge

Ah casj

Then we watched the new Superwog episode and series. That was the first episode of something in 6 months that I sat through the whole thing and didn't look at the time once. Pretty proud of myself tbh

I can't even watch more than 2 minutes of most yt videos cause I just drift off and think about random shit and the reason why I can't

Thanks u know who

I also thought I'd go op shopping today, for more spoooooooooooooons to turn into rings

Cause I'm sexy and I make rings out of spoons that I pick up for like 20 cents each. I even got a free one :D)))))))

"How much for this one bad boye"
*Laughs in op shop lady*
"It's on the house"
"Casj"
And ye


Don't ask

The designs do be kinda fire tho ngl
The look on peoples faces when I'm walking around with 18 spoons hahahah
"Ya having a big dinner or something"
"Nah homie, we making rings"
"K"
"That's what I thought"
Trotts away

Nan also gave me the two huge ass ones B).

I also did my 3 hour, 60 questions online counselling exam, even tho it only took me an hour and 4 minutes. If u were to minus all the times I drifted off and started planning the next two weeks in my head. Idk
Lightspeed probs

Yea nobody read all this haha

Laters