I'm sorry Your Honour but to call my client's pipebomb an "Improvised Explosive Device" is a personal insult to both him and his entire legal team, i assure you, and so does the rest of the lawyer team, that our client planned out the device in such a manner that it could not be missfired and will work under most unusual circumstances, not only is it safe from not working under "normal" conditions it can, and will work under extreme conditions, in extreme heat up to 675.4°C, under water, and under pressure up to three atmospheres, it was meticulously crafted down to perfection in each and every step from the most fine, carefully selected, tested, and then refined materials, my client refuses to acknowledge and or to comply with the Court at both small and large unless you, the staff of the court, and the jury, all acknowledge the mastery of my client and the value of the masterpiece he had created thoughout his 10 years of work, retract such a statement, and apologize to him personally.