He he, shorty (:

me when the me when the me is the only me and me........i am the only extrovert in my major (enlgush)

that moment when someone mocked me for being a poet at an open mic..................not knowing that most open mics have more than one poet.......................................wowzers

college orientation got me sleeping 16 hours
in other news, the news seaweed fish go swim

Phone: you have less than a gigabyte of storage left
Me: installs new app
Phone: you have less than a gigabyte of storage left
Me: installs three new apps
Phone: you have two gigabytes of storage left
Me: •⁠‿⁠•

When a wave of inspiration hits you spontaneously so you open the skin editor then it immediately dissipates

smooth out each old thorn along the entire body and add new ones, outline each scale. Little finger started to hurt

You probably wondering why she has no teeth? The teeth will be added separately, this is necessary.

I like June. I get to see all these old farts on here (the ones from like 2015 and before) being old gay farts like me ha. PMC makes you gay confirmed by my independent research

Action happened. I’m calmly minding my own business and then a hp bar appears with “a man in a gas mask.” He appeared somewhere in the distance, but still from there he began to shoot something like a grenade launcher.

Everything explodes for me, I don’t understand what’s happening, elementals appear because of the explosions, fire elementals appear because of the fire, a chest with stacks of radioactive powders has broken, the Geiger counter is going crazy, I’m dying from radiation, making my way to my grave without armor fighting off mobs. Somehow i managed to stop it all. The only thing missing was Doom ost.

This bastard

damage assessment.