we need a Slime 3, why are there only 2 rn

we need an ender cube already (no, shulkers do NOT count)

why is iron so easy to find. i get stacks upon stacks of it and my inventory always overflows because of it

when do i unlock profile bios

but seriously, how DID those creepers get into outer space

do you wanna get the Diamonds to You achievement with me 😳

planet minecraft is the best social media site tbh, twitter can go eat a rock, with its constant obtrusive politics and nasty people and lack of texture packs that turn your hud green

do you like how i dance ive got zirconium pants consequential enough to slip you into a trance do you like how i walk do you like how i talk do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk i have a wonderful wife i have a powerful job she criticizes me for being egocentric you practice your mannerisms into a wall if this mirror were clearer id be standing so tall i saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill i was observing the birds circle in for the kill ive been you i know you your facade is a scam you know youre making me cry this is the way that i am ive been living a lie a metamorphical scheme detective undercover brotherhood objective obscene oh no no oh yeah