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How to perfectly cook an apple.
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do YOU want to learn how to perfectly cook an apple???? It's very simple!!!!!!!!!!!
Step one: Move your hand toward the apple.
Step two: Move your hand even closer toward the apple.
Step three: get a firm grasp on the apple.
Step four: Still holding a firm grasp on the apple, move the apple towards the stove.
Step five: Set the apple down on the top rack of the stove.
Step six: Take your hand out of the stove.
Step seven: Move your hand toward the control pad of the oven.
Step eight: set for 501 degrees kelvin / faron height / cell phone see us
Step nine: Let cook for many, many years.
If your house catches on fire, blame Ronald McDonald. © Illegitimate company or something. give me your shoes.
Step one: Move your hand toward the apple.
Step two: Move your hand even closer toward the apple.
Step three: get a firm grasp on the apple.
Step four: Still holding a firm grasp on the apple, move the apple towards the stove.
Step five: Set the apple down on the top rack of the stove.
Step six: Take your hand out of the stove.
Step seven: Move your hand toward the control pad of the oven.
Step eight: set for 501 degrees kelvin / faron height / cell phone see us
Step nine: Let cook for many, many years.
If your house catches on fire, blame Ronald McDonald. © Illegitimate company or something. give me your shoes.
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Setting my (ancient analog control) stove to 442.13°F seems overly finicky [Am also too old to wait years…]
Alternate recipe:
Wash
Prick skin several times
Nuke for c.15 sec
Enjoy a simulated sun warmed apple.
Alternate recipe:
Wash
Prick skin several times
Nuke for c.15 sec
Enjoy a simulated sun warmed apple.
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