"Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die."
-Alaska Young, Looking for Alaska

"You are you. You are no one else. You are special. You are the only you. You are the best at being you. Only you can compare to you. You...








are you" -Me (What? Expected to see you instead of me?)

Teacher Quote: "the computer is only as smart as it's user."
A student's reply: "Than ________'s computer must be pretty dumb!"

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"Knowing your own darkness is the best method for dealing with the darknesses of other people." - Carl Jung

Always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn. Then always be a unicorn.

--this fabulous t-shirt I picked up at Target last year

"Speak the truth, even if your voice shakes"
I forgot who wrote this

Another one I like:
"The Land is not old. It only changes, becoming one thing and the next. We are the ones who ascribe age, the brevity of our lives demanding a beginning, middle, and end. "
~Craig Childs

snip

"When someone calls you a noob, hide your saltiness and reply "Yes"" -me
"We gotta fight, to run away" - Jack Sparrow Pirates of the carribean third film
"War is mens domain" - Eomer Lord of the rings

Life is like a rollercoaster, it makes me sick - Me

Everything on the internet is true - Abraham Lincoln, 1856

"Religion has no meaning in the eyes of a gamer. Only gods we see are other players."
- Magnuskov

"Deez Nuts 4 prez 2016"

"Adventure is not a noun. It's a preposition." - Dan Scarlton

"what dosnt kill you only makes you stronger"

"Our true nationality is mankind." - Herbert George Wells

"I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool." - The 11th Doctor, from Doctor Who.

"If you can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl, you aren't giving the kiss the attention it deserves" -Albert Einstein

"Puny God" -The Hulk

"Veni Vidi, Vici!" - Juilius Ceaser

"Pain will either hurt you or change you" ~Unknown
This explains that it's good to experience pain once in a while.

"Running away will never make you free" ~Unknown
No matter how much you run away from something, problems or your past, it will someday catch up to you when you least expect it. It's better to face them before they cause more trouble.

"Yeeeah boi"

-Ainsley Harriot

Life's not short.. it's the longest thing you will ever do.

"When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."
- Futurama

i take a chip

AND I EAT IT

-Light Yagami, Death Note

"Trying to understand you is like trying to smell the colour 9."
"All my life I thought air was free, until I bought a bag of chips."
"There are 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't."

Another of my favorites:

"Always my soul hungered for less than it had."
- T.E. Lawrence

I find it fascinating because it shows his almost masochistic need to have his willpower tested. He'd relish marches through the desert for the sake of proving to himself he could ignore the hellish temperatures. He's such an interesting historical figure. *nerdgasms*

"I'd buy a solid gold butt" - Dajj

i say this to my allies normally when I'm surrounded by hostile forces "Today is a good day to die!"-Crazy Horse

"Life... Learn it's hardships and move on... Grief for your losses, but only briefly. Your losses weren't the only beautiful thing in the world, now were they?" - Me

"The only ones who have seen the end of war are dead."

One I like currently is from Torchwood, Miracle Day: The Blood Line.

"The future can change. It's being written right now. But one thing I do know, I've seen the stars. I have seen the universe. I have seen the human race become vast, magnificent and endless. And I wish you could see it, Oswald. I wish you could see that too. 'Cause then you'd know how small you've made your life."

-Captain Jack Harkness

Or possibly a Doctor Who quote. There are just too many for me to actually pick one.

Created sick, commanded to be well
-Saint Hitch on religious fallacies.

"People will do anything for free things, even pay for them."
"Hide in the closet, and let the monsters fear you."
"If you are going through hell, don't stop."
"One does not simply walk into Mordor."

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Boobs outweigh a man's life

another of my favorites:
"No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it’s not the same river and he’s not the same man."
— Heraclitus 535 - 475 B.C.E

Comedic:

"If you are flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a Fire Exit."-Mitch Hedberg

"That's Mr Kaneda to you, Punk!"-Kaneda in Akira

"I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those Deaf-Mutes." - Holden Caulfied (The Catcher in the Rye)/The Laughing Man (Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex)

Serious:

'Mockingbirds don't do one thing but make music for us to enjoy. They don't eat up people's gardens, don't nest in corncribs, they don't do one thing but sing their hearts out for us. That's why it's a sin to kill a mockingbird.'

Never should have come here.

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - The Fourth Doctor

"If someone tries to kill you, you kill 'em right back!" - Mal Reynolds

"Love is suspicious, love is needy, love is fearful, love is greedy. My friends, there is no great love without great jealousy." - Bender Bending Rodriguez

"I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird." - Paul McCartney

"You forget a thousand things every day, pal. Make sure this is one of 'em." - Michael DeSanta/Townley

"Life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not perserved, except in memory." - Leonard Nimoy

"How we deal with death is at least as important as how we deal with life." - Captain James Tiberius Kirk

"When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to do when I grew up. I wrote down happy. They told me that I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them that they didn't understand life." - John Lennon

"We're going to stumble, make mistakes ... I'm sure more than a few before we find our footing. But we're going to learn from those mistakes. That's what being human is all about." - Captain Jonathan Archer

“Bubba was my best good friend. And even I know that ain’t something you can find just around the corner. Bubba was going to be a shrimping boat captain, but instead, he died right there by that river in Vietnam.” – Forrest Gump

Every Quote from Forrest Gump.

"The cake is a lie"

lol

"To read, without writing, is to sleep" -St. Jerome

Wow, this thread exploded XD

I think my favorite quotes would be these:
"In the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years."
-Abraham Lincoln

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
-Albert Einstein

"If you fall, I'll be there for you." -Gym Floor

SumpumpolisPretty simple. Give me one quote that you find most wise/inspiring/funny/whatever reason it's your favorite. Be sure to include who said it, if you know who.

My favorite:
"I don't think, therefore I don't am."
-a quote from a relative of mine who probably doesn't want his name on this site.

It's a play on "I think, therefore I am."

“I am hungry. Therefore I am.”- Garfield