Heh heh heh heh heh....



One time a few years ago, I loved messing with my little brother. I would constantly fight him (mostly verbal), I would stay behind doors to pop up and scare him, I hid thumbtacks in the carpet and he would step on them or get stuck in his hands. I once threw some knives at my older brother (no one was hurt). I pushed my older sister off a wall and her face hit some rocks. I like jumping off the stairs, putting chemicals in my eyes, eating random berries that I found that were probably poisonous (I still don't know) I collect random junk (mostly sharp pieces of metal or plastic) I tried to electrocute myself because I thought I would become the Flash. I liked playing with matches. I remember trying to box a yucca or a cactus. I still steal school lunch just to throw it away. I used to throw snails and baby frogs. I remember sitting by my fireplace for like an hour and laying down on the cold couch which makes it burn like 10 times worse.

There are definitely a lot more other things, but I'll just say, I was a really stupid kid, and I almost die of cringe from remembering the stupid things I did

seeing a momo

I kicked a hole in my bedroom door a few years ago

grow up

I fell down the stairs on purpose to catch the bus on time, but still almost ended up missing it 😔

Socializing

can't answer that just yet. few more years and ill come back maybee...

Purposefully trying to lose my parents in huge malls while exploring it. And just trying to hide from them until i felt like (as a kid) they're gonna leave and forget me.
Did many stupid things but this one stands a bit out.

Invented the cure for death (the paper is highly confidential until I officially patent it)

someone dared me to lick a pole in the middle of winter and I got my tongue stuck on it since I did'nt believe it

for some dumb dumb reason i pulled down my pants in front of my cousins for no freaking reason i was like 10

1. one time we went strawberry picking, and i ate heaps while we were walking around so they still had the chemicals or whatever it was on there, when we got home i threw up all over my dad and the couch
2. i got tired of playing on the trampoline for now, so i was about to climb down but i fell off instead, and i didnt just fall, i fell face first onto the brick pavement. i cant remember if it hurt or not, but my memory is still a bit damaged after that day
(both times were when i was about 3-5)

i dont remember

I remembered one! I froze on the road and almost got ran over!!


LMAO

btw I locked my brother in his room and he pooped him self

and I think that's it so far

Im still a kid

Actually here’s more

Ahem

I ripped of a dolls head that my friend gave to me
I blew out a candle in a restaurant for no reason
I told my teacher that no one liked me She properly thought I had depression but no I was just being dramatic
I ate a flower
Wrote the words “Poop”on the fence of school in mud

WHAT THE HELL WAS WRONG WITH ME

I squirted my strawberry milk on the floor because “funny ha ha” NO

i still feel bad about it

got a wooden bead stuck "downstairs" (iykyk)