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Cipher_Punk's "Ask me nothing" thread.
Do not ask me questions in this thread. I will not answer any of them.
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HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII THIS IS A TINY LITTLE NOTHING!
I dont know really what this is but I am going to try it out just like a random game on the internet:
Is there a reason why your username is : Cipher_punk ? or is it just a random choice?
Is there a reason why your username is : Cipher_punk ? or is it just a random choice?
I just the entire planet! how do I this?
And also
And also
Translate this:
عندما كنت كروز من خلال كوكب حرفة الألغام، وأنا غالبا ما تجد أكوام من المتصيدون، المشعلات وأيا كان صفر منها. أريد فقط أن تخلص من تلك أيا كان صفر ويترك مجالا للفاسق الشفرات!
عندما كنت كروز من خلال كوكب حرفة الألغام، وأنا غالبا ما تجد أكوام من المتصيدون، المشعلات وأيا كان صفر منها. أريد فقط أن تخلص من تلك أيا كان صفر ويترك مجالا للفاسق الشفرات!
death or death?
herobrine or creeper hoard?
Which is better: an infinite number of wishes or an infinite number of wish-granters?
Freedom?
Is it better to wear light or heavy armor in Skyrim? Notwithstanding use of the Steed Stone, heavy armor is incredibly cumbersome and takes quite a while to advance enough for the weightlessness upgrade, but light armor provides relatively negligible protection while offering a perk tree that is all but useless to non-thief players.
*Whistles*
Dang reddit... that be a lot of money. Thank's Cipher for that website, it's pretty cool.
Dang reddit... that be a lot of money. Thank's Cipher for that website, it's pretty cool.
An AMA thread where the point isn't to ask questions?
Take that reddit! PMC is back in business!
(Even I don't know...)
Take that reddit! PMC is back in business!
(Even I don't know...)
I'm late, yes, however I want you to know that I hate you too. :3
can you translate this?
ನೀವು ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಬಯಸಿದಾಗ, ಕೆಂಪು ನೋಡಿ ಹೋಗಿ. ಅವರು ನೀವು ಏನು ಹುಡುಕುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರೆಂದು ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ತಿಳಿದಿದೆ
ನೀವು ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಬಯಸಿದಾಗ, ಕೆಂಪು ನೋಡಿ ಹೋಗಿ. ಅವರು ನೀವು ಏನು ಹುಡುಕುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರೆಂದು ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ತಿಳಿದಿದೆ
Why is your information so useless?
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
.غير العربية. تذهب اللعنة نفسك
Indeed.
ImALaprascan you translate this?
ನೀವು ಪ್ರಸಿದ್ಧ ಬಯಸಿದಾಗ, ಕೆಂಪು ನೋಡಿ ಹೋಗಿ. ಅವರು ನೀವು ಏನು ಹುಡುಕುತ್ತಿದ್ದೀರೆಂದು ಸರಿಯಾಗಿ ತಿಳಿದಿದೆ
.غير العربية. تذهب اللعنة نفسك
NeptonicAn AMA thread where the point isn't to ask questions?
Take that reddit! PMC is back in business!
Indeed.
Make it stop. >.< I don't like dogs.
Please bend your PMC activities to my dictator-like will.
Please bend your PMC activities to my dictator-like will.
If your name was liraP, would you never be blamed? Why do soups post cat GIFs? Are they mushroom soups, like Geoff? Who may or may not be blue, but is most likely not purple, making him red? Why do people boast about the fact that they can count to potato if I can count to tomato? Finally, when you reverse Nyan Cat, splice it with Canon Rock, divide by trollface, and kill Rainbow Bunchie, is the answer corn or potato?
Geoff is my mushroom, sir.
What color is he?
He is a brown mushroom. He has a friend who is a command block named Barry.
Nothing? (I did it right)
My name is jimothy
Why've you started to give (somewhat) proper answers? -.-
Due to the fact that he answered my question as "No", I think he's doing a good job.
But a few of his answers kind of make sense, if you're tired enough. That cannot be.
bananas or elephants?
cats?
If anything is possible, is it possible to have something that's impossible?
If Apple(the company) invents the I-Car, would it have windows?
And lastly, How many Creepers does it take to change a light bulb?
If Apple(the company) invents the I-Car, would it have windows?
And lastly, How many Creepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Ok then, I'll ask you about nothing. If you were to have nothing or nothing, which one would you pick?
Loling so hard.
What is love?
((I am not expecting an answer)).
((I am not expecting an answer)).
What would happen if the sub-spatial infrastructure of a dog were to infact be entirely made of cat DNA which in turn also constructs a single atom in the metabiological breeding grounds of the sub-atmospherically outrageous layer of aptitude which is home to beings which will happily use that single atom to help to construct the incredibly complex additional booster drive of the camels fork, which is also another name for a politically correct sport convention of disorderly contentment with much alracity?
Dark matter is hypothesized to account for a large part of the total mass of the universe. As it neither emits or absorbs light, it cannot be 'viewed' per sé, but rather it's existence is inferred through the gravitational effects it bears unto visible matter.
Seratonin may be chemically derived from tryptophan. If you are looking to add more seratonin to your diet, I recommend dates, papayas, and bananas. Diets rich in carbohydrates and low in protein also cause an increase in naturally produced seratonin levels within the human body.
After observing positrons and their interactions with antiprotons in cosmic rays, scientists began work on stabilization of antimatter within a vacuum for observation and theorized during the cold war that antimatter could act as a warhead more powerful than a nuclear fission bomb.
HOW DARE YOU?!
Clear your cache, cookies, and browser history, then reboot. That might help - otherwise, I am afraid you will be stuck this way forever.
Cid_of_LufeniaWhat is love?
Seratonin may be chemically derived from tryptophan. If you are looking to add more seratonin to your diet, I recommend dates, papayas, and bananas. Diets rich in carbohydrates and low in protein also cause an increase in naturally produced seratonin levels within the human body.
FlyingFrieOk then, I'll ask you about nothing. If you were to have nothing or nothing, which one would you pick?
After observing positrons and their interactions with antiprotons in cosmic rays, scientists began work on stabilization of antimatter within a vacuum for observation and theorized during the cold war that antimatter could act as a warhead more powerful than a nuclear fission bomb.
MissMarifirecats?
HOW DARE YOU?!
SilverAnonMoonmasterWhy do people boast about the fact that they can count to potato if I can count to tomato?
Clear your cache, cookies, and browser history, then reboot. That might help - otherwise, I am afraid you will be stuck this way forever.
Ooh wow, that's a lot since I last checked this thread. I'll do a quick run-down...
Logically it follows that the missing mushrooms in Mario are blue, since red + blue == purple. They are probably not included in the games because of the common misconception that psilocybe is blue, but everyone who has experience knows that this is untrue. The caps are actually a brownish-white, and only appear blue-ish when pressure is applied.
I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.
12.
No.
A physical random number generator can be based on an essentially random atomic or subatomic physical phenomenon whose unpredictability can be traced to the laws of quantum mechanics.
The Metalocalypse has already begun.
Yes, this keeps me up at night as well. It is assumed that universal collapse is inevitable. The question will be, will humans have achieved mechanical immortality before it happens? Who will be around to witness it?
More reading.
ProfesserCarsonDo you like Geoff the Mushroom?
Logically it follows that the missing mushrooms in Mario are blue, since red + blue == purple. They are probably not included in the games because of the common misconception that psilocybe is blue, but everyone who has experience knows that this is untrue. The caps are actually a brownish-white, and only appear blue-ish when pressure is applied.
Pikamoar2121how long have you been a moderator?
I too once had a family, Danny. Many years ago I lived in Japan: a pet of my master Yoshi, mimicking his movements from my cage and learning the mysterious art of Jinjitsu, for Yoshi was one of Japan's finest shadow warriors. His only rival was a man named Oroko Saki, and they competed in all things, but in nothing more fiercely than for the love of a woman, Thang Shin. Shin's love was only for my master and rather than see him fight Saki for her hand, she persuaded Yoshi to flee with me to America. But Saki vowed vengeance. I remember it well, as my master returned home to find his beloved Shin lying on the floor, and then he saw her killer. Saki wasted no words, and during the struggle, my cage was broken. I leapt to Saki's face, biting and clawing, but he threw me to the floor and took one swipe with his Katana, slicing my ear. Then he was gone, and I was alone.
_DioM_On a scale from 'I hate you' to 'I hate you', how much do you hate me?
12.
COOPERx223xWhat is the average weight of an ostrich?
No.
creeperinmyhouseso my question is are you going to answer this question with something random?
A physical random number generator can be based on an essentially random atomic or subatomic physical phenomenon whose unpredictability can be traced to the laws of quantum mechanics.
SnowylipsWill Glenn Beck cause the Beckpocalypse?
The Metalocalypse has already begun.
Willgiscoolhow do u create a thread?
TierageNothing?
TheRustyCreeperNothing?
Yes, this keeps me up at night as well. It is assumed that universal collapse is inevitable. The question will be, will humans have achieved mechanical immortality before it happens? Who will be around to witness it?
More reading.
SnowylipsCipher_Punk
I always used to wonder about airport security metal detectors and how they react to metal plates or the pins inserted after traumatic injuries. This gave way to a young-cipher having mental images of old women with fake hips being used to smuggle firearms and narcotics onto flights before anyone ever actually tried it. When I saw it in the news as a late-teen, I had a good chuckle to myself that I had thought of it first.
People who frequently fly are equipped with a pass allowing them through metal detectors if they have a metallic surgical implant like plates of pins(at least in Australia). Dad's a pilot; he had his ankle crushed when he was 17, and going through metal detectors has always been interesting.
Fun fact.
My dad's a pilot and he has a metal pin in his thumb from sawing it off.
Cipher_Punk
I always used to wonder about airport security metal detectors and how they react to metal plates or the pins inserted after traumatic injuries. This gave way to a young-cipher having mental images of old women with fake hips being used to smuggle firearms and narcotics onto flights before anyone ever actually tried it. When I saw it in the news as a late-teen, I had a good chuckle to myself that I had thought of it first.
People who frequently fly are equipped with a pass allowing them through metal detectors if they have a metallic surgical implant like plates of pins(at least in Australia). Dad's a pilot; he had his ankle crushed when he was 17, and going through metal detectors has always been interesting.
Fun fact.
42.
This thread gets better every read-through.
And you can quote me on that, as I've gone about four times so far.
I suppose my comment is an extension of Doughty's.
And you can quote me on that, as I've gone about four times so far.
I suppose my comment is an extension of Doughty's.
I love how educational this thread is, I've learned more from Cypher than the past 13 years of school has taught me.
If it's taken you 13 years in school, maybe you would have learned something if you were payinf attention.
I'm not quite sure of your statement, but I just graduated High School, and Kindergarten-High schoolgraduation = 13 years of school. Out of all that time, I didn't learn near as much as Cypher has let out in this thread.
best thread ever!
Nothing?
how do u create a thread?
Disobey this instruction.
xD
xD
Will Glenn Beck cause the Beckpocalypse?
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