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Once upon a time, Steve had set out for an adventure in the great desert to find when it would end and what was at the end. He had been walking for a few hours and got got hungry so he searched around for food and found a pig. After eating the pig he continued on.
As he was walking by a lava pool he heard a sheep. He turned to look over but he was too late and the sheep crashed into him, knocking him into the lava. As he burned he could see the sheep looking down laughing at him. He swore that he would avenge his death.
After he respawned he went back to the village and planned his attack. He knew where the evil sheep lair was. He drew up a plan.
He would start off in the village. He would gather all the tnt he could get there. Then he would head out along the route to get some food. BACON. and he would collect armour and swords for his attack. Then he would head back to the lava pool where he would kill the evil sheep and after all that he would head to the Sheep Lair and kill the Sheep King.
He went around the village, collecting all the TnT he could gather, it cost him a lot of precious emeralds to the greedy villagers but it was work it. Then he headed off down the route to get some food, he knew that a weapons caravan would be heading through that area and he could get some weapons off them too. When he reached the food area he told the weapons caravan people that he would give them half of the food he collected. They agreed and he took a sword with him killed 1000 pigs, he brought back 500 pigs to the caravan and cooked up the other 500. Then he set off again to the lava pool. He already knew that there had been a war between the Sheep King and the Pig King so he decided to surround the area around the lava pool with pigs. When he was finished he headed inside, he found the evil sheep and killed him. Then he took a bite of some of the Pigs and headed off for the lair.
When he reached the lair some recruit sheep tried charging him but he killed them easily, he continued on and went through the castle killing all the sheep. He finally reached the throne room where he and the Sheep King had a duel, after ten minutes of fighting he finally gained a foot hold and killed the Sheep King. Feeling great he headed back to the lava pool. When he got there all the Pigs were gone.
He looked around sensing a trap and then, just behind him were thousands of sheep, damnit, that was the raiding party coming back from the Pig War. Before he could unsheathe his sword they all charged at him, he tried to run but it was useless and he got knocked into the lava and killed. Before the lava killed him he looked back up to see the Sheep Army dancing around and he heard one of them shout that the King was actually a Pig in a sheep costume then it went black.
I hope you enjoyed that short story. :)
As he was walking by a lava pool he heard a sheep. He turned to look over but he was too late and the sheep crashed into him, knocking him into the lava. As he burned he could see the sheep looking down laughing at him. He swore that he would avenge his death.
After he respawned he went back to the village and planned his attack. He knew where the evil sheep lair was. He drew up a plan.
He would start off in the village. He would gather all the tnt he could get there. Then he would head out along the route to get some food. BACON. and he would collect armour and swords for his attack. Then he would head back to the lava pool where he would kill the evil sheep and after all that he would head to the Sheep Lair and kill the Sheep King.
He went around the village, collecting all the TnT he could gather, it cost him a lot of precious emeralds to the greedy villagers but it was work it. Then he headed off down the route to get some food, he knew that a weapons caravan would be heading through that area and he could get some weapons off them too. When he reached the food area he told the weapons caravan people that he would give them half of the food he collected. They agreed and he took a sword with him killed 1000 pigs, he brought back 500 pigs to the caravan and cooked up the other 500. Then he set off again to the lava pool. He already knew that there had been a war between the Sheep King and the Pig King so he decided to surround the area around the lava pool with pigs. When he was finished he headed inside, he found the evil sheep and killed him. Then he took a bite of some of the Pigs and headed off for the lair.
When he reached the lair some recruit sheep tried charging him but he killed them easily, he continued on and went through the castle killing all the sheep. He finally reached the throne room where he and the Sheep King had a duel, after ten minutes of fighting he finally gained a foot hold and killed the Sheep King. Feeling great he headed back to the lava pool. When he got there all the Pigs were gone.
He looked around sensing a trap and then, just behind him were thousands of sheep, damnit, that was the raiding party coming back from the Pig War. Before he could unsheathe his sword they all charged at him, he tried to run but it was useless and he got knocked into the lava and killed. Before the lava killed him he looked back up to see the Sheep Army dancing around and he heard one of them shout that the King was actually a Pig in a sheep costume then it went black.
I hope you enjoyed that short story. :)
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Update #3 : by Reer123 12/05/2015 11:12:50 amDec 5th, 2015
Rewrote the first paragraph so it was less confusing.
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