Soap, Soap, Soap
This is my diss track, track, track
(GAMERKLÜB Productions!)
Soap, Soap, Soap
This is my diss track, poem, poem

Uhuh!

My name is Teal, I am only a human
I like to sleep, I'm an ambitious man
Conquerin' PMC, it would be fun
But that Soap made me teal-dious
I like teal puns

Soaphead, take normal med
Emotional red, that makes me sad
Bar o' soap, you ate them up
You survived, that makes me cry

Soap manner, flopped market
Scat jazzer, British rapper
Sip tea can't jitter, well tally-ho chap!
Childish actions, sick addiction
Back off nations, the stream made me nap

Soaphead, take normal med
Emotional red, that makes me sad
Bar o' soap, you ate them up
You survived, that makes me cry

You know its me, Tealman
My father ain't Freeman
Yes I can rap and please don't be flippant
PMC is my nation, conquer 'em all
Conquer 'em all and undid the overhaul
Yeah

I took a ride to Tealenor Rigby
And I mined and found a ruby
You poor, I'm such a richie
Go teal yourself, take a dookie
You're such a rookie
(Soap: I am married woman)
Funny poopy
Dude think he is Jackie
Can't eat that bread Channie
Its Ramadan, can't accept cookie
Loved Hamtaro, so lookie-lookie

Played Mother, spoiler alert
Your heart shattered, yeah yeah
You're a failure, not a cleaner
The light flickers, yeah yeah

All that you want is, a new Ice Climber game
Smell of your head is, cat pee-stained bedsheet, yeah yeah

Soaphead, take normal med
Emotional red, that makes me sad
Bar o' soap, you ate them up
You survived, that makes me cry

Soaphead, take normal med
Emotional red, that makes me sad
Bar o' soap, you ate them up
You survived, that makes me cry
Cry cry cry