hay you minecraft player please dont try these as many will result in therapy evan though in my case they havnt
yet.but evan so please enjoy and may you have a fun time getting banned and i quote

1)talk about cake for 100 hours
2)bet the server owner you can pick his nose with a teaspoon
3)say that you here little kids voices
4)make a shrine to a squide and dance around it
5)make a van and get players to come for candy
6)claim you are the owner and the real ones an imposter
7)sing songs in chat e.g ( i am cow song )
8)say that herobrine is talking about taxidermy to your pet dogs
9)tell everyone you are the best builder of giant horse shoes and you will build everyone one to keep
10)going mad and starting to make collections of dinosaur bones which are actuly bones that have been renamed
using an anvil and then try and open it to the public (hasnt happened yet ).