Grandparents, often considered to be the kindest of humanity.
As any member of PMC knows, one of the kindest grandparents in the world are known simply as
PMCGrandma. Yet recently, this sweet old lady revealed a secret this reporter has suspected for months now, that
PMCGrandma is the alt account of another fellow PMC member!
Today we hope to get closer to discovering the identity of PMC’s most beloved boomer, once and for all.
We here at the PMC press have seen many names floating around as to who the
PMCGrandma really is, but this is a list of the 5 main suspects: (Not necessarily in order)
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chickenpants93-
Brick-
anonpmc2713049-
Vezriya-
Whiteout-A few of these names can be knocked off right away by one clue that
PMCGrandma has admitted to herself,
1.
PMCGrandma attended
JadeFire170's PMCProm
This removes a few suspects due to the fact that not only did
anonpmc2713049 not attend (although we hear there was a scale replica of him built) but
Vezriya does not own the Java Edition of Minecraft, which the Prom was hosted on.
The second fact we know for sure is that
2.
chickenpants93 is not PMCgrandma
We know this because while he is extremely capable of fulfilling the role, and probably could do it much better, thank you very much, but he has been confirmed not only by a former PMC Press article written by our top reporter
RystaButAteASock, but by the lad himself to be innocent of being a sweet old lady.
So this leaves two suspects!
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Brick-
Whiteout-Lets start with
Whiteout- shall we?
Whiteout- has a remarkably similar shading style and aesthetic to our beloved
PMCGrandma, as well as a similar type of speech. (Type? Text?)
However there is one flaw in this,
Whiteout- was reported by eye witnesses to be in a different room at the time
PMCGrandma left her note claiming to have been there. In fact, the person who received the note confirms this fact.
This leaves one suspect,
Brick!. Does he fit the facts?
Well believe it or not loyal reader, he does! Not only was he at the prom, he was also there at the time both notes were left! He is commonly known as a bit of a jokester and everyone agrees he is the type to pull such a hoax, for example, he once convinced his followers to spam
Cyprezz with the phrase “Cool, but haven’t you heard?” a phrase
Cyprezz adopted in his latest wall post.
The
PMCGrandma also did not subscribe to
Brick until later on, which is odd, when you consider the first comment on her introduction forum was a comment encouraging her to sub to him. And
Brick subbed to her around that same time.
So what do you think reader? Do you know of someone who better fits the facts? Let us know! I'm Sans Undertale and this has been another edition of the PMC Press!