Published Jul 23rd, 2018, 7/23/18 10:07 pm
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This is a quest for my new RPG "Dungs & Dookies"
The only way to defeat "Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness" is with the help from the enchanted cornbread.
To retrieve this bread, you must travel far and wide, over the landscape of Haragindinilinia, to the dark lands of Winniepeginulariridium. There you will find the first keystone to unlock the secret chambers of "Shadowfire Kingdom Of The Lost Gnomes Of Forgotten Irrelevant Times".
The keystone is a hamster. But this is far from a normal hamster. It is the hamster of Garadilaardukamumithas, who's blade, the "Pencil", lies hidden in the cave of Urugorugrugragrork that is in the land of Lithithidithien. That, is the second keystone.
Once you've retrieved those, great hero of Norgananusgaron, I will reward you with 5 silver, a useless chest, and then give you the quest for the next 2 keystones out of the 123 keystones needed.
Good luck.
This monster is ; "Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness".
Its stats are:
Level: Screw you scrub
HP: A million
ATT: A billion
DEF: 1
Spells:
- Stand in fire and die: He shoots fire on the ground. And if you're a MASSIVE GOD DAMNED NOOB WHO CAN'T DODGE FOR SESAME SEEDS, YOU INSTANTLY BLOODY DIE.
- It's getting lit: If 1 noob dies, Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness, will cast "Stand in fire and die" twice as much, as well as do double damage. Why? Cause piss off newbie, learn the name of the game.
Feel free to use it in your next Dungs & Dookies adventure.
The only way to defeat "Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness" is with the help from the enchanted cornbread.
To retrieve this bread, you must travel far and wide, over the landscape of Haragindinilinia, to the dark lands of Winniepeginulariridium. There you will find the first keystone to unlock the secret chambers of "Shadowfire Kingdom Of The Lost Gnomes Of Forgotten Irrelevant Times".
The keystone is a hamster. But this is far from a normal hamster. It is the hamster of Garadilaardukamumithas, who's blade, the "Pencil", lies hidden in the cave of Urugorugrugragrork that is in the land of Lithithidithien. That, is the second keystone.
Once you've retrieved those, great hero of Norgananusgaron, I will reward you with 5 silver, a useless chest, and then give you the quest for the next 2 keystones out of the 123 keystones needed.
Good luck.
This monster is ; "Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness".
Its stats are:
Level: Screw you scrub
HP: A million
ATT: A billion
DEF: 1
Spells:
- Stand in fire and die: He shoots fire on the ground. And if you're a MASSIVE GOD DAMNED NOOB WHO CAN'T DODGE FOR SESAME SEEDS, YOU INSTANTLY BLOODY DIE.
- It's getting lit: If 1 noob dies, Kaelborgoron The Demon From The 5000 Pits Of Eternal Darkness, will cast "Stand in fire and die" twice as much, as well as do double damage. Why? Cause piss off newbie, learn the name of the game.
Feel free to use it in your next Dungs & Dookies adventure.
| Gender | Male |
| Format | Java |
| Model | Steve |
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