What really happened was:
My brother joined me, refused to sleep, made a creeper blow up my dogs, claimed it wasn't my birthday at all, killed me by hitting me with a fishing rod while i was mining diamonds (all my stuff went in lava), stole all the stuff i still had left that i had at my base, and figured out that tnt didn't blow up (i turned it off), but also relized that creepers could still blow up, got creepers near my house while i was mining, and blew up part of my house! (this is all true! I kicked my brother and didn't play with him for 3 weeks after that!) Oh and then I killed him and he (not me) rage-qui. Talk about unfair!