I am pleased to inform you all that my rival, formerly known as Noodle, has died. I have not seen or heard anything from her in 2 days and so I and asheron have proclaimed her as dead. Auditions to fill her place will open next week.

Instead of offering your condolences, I request that you only offer bank details to fund a short funeral for the deceased. Bitcoin will also be accepted in this trying time.

Thank you.