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Funny Death message ideas
Avalanche_Ali
so i have been searching around with custom death message plugins and most of their default list isn't really that funny. therefore i am wanting to see what is the best funny death message you can come up with.
i will post good ones on this first post so that you don't have to look through the entire thing
i will post good ones on this first post so that you don't have to look through the entire thing
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Falling from a point to high:
Oh dear (Player) forgot they can't fly...
Drowning:
Clearly (Player) forgot that they aren't a fish... Silly (Player)
Oh dear (Player) forgot they can't fly...
Drowning:
Clearly (Player) forgot that they aren't a fish... Silly (Player)
PVP:
RandomGuy was molested by ShadowWingal
RandomGuy2 was munched on by ShadowWingal
RandomGuy3 was chewed up by ShadowWingal
Drowning:
RandomGuy4 forgot to bring the oxygen tank
RandomGuy5 forgot to swim
Treading water was not RandomGuy6's strong point
RandomGuy was molested by ShadowWingal
RandomGuy2 was munched on by ShadowWingal
RandomGuy3 was chewed up by ShadowWingal
Drowning:
RandomGuy4 forgot to bring the oxygen tank
RandomGuy5 forgot to swim
Treading water was not RandomGuy6's strong point
Death due to:
Fall damage:
-<Name> hit the ground like a meteor
-He who goes up, goes down, <Name>
-<Name> tried inventing the airplane before the Wright Brothers
-<Name> just tested his TNT-launcher
-<Name> forgot to power up his jetpack
-<Name> thought he could walk on the clouds
-<Name> thought sandblocks would be perfect for his bridge
Killed by mob/player
-<Name> was dressed up like a fly when he encountered a spider
-<Name> thought ghasts would shoot candy at him
-An enderman looked at <Name>
-<Name> thought that you tame wolves by hitting them
-<Name> forgot to feed the wolves
-<Name> did have monsters in the closet
Killed by many players
-<Name> did not use bodyspray
Killed by environment
-<Name> did not recieve his swimming license
-<Name> thought you could sail lava by boat
(lighting)
-<Name> harassed Herobrine
-<Name> said that god fucked him Like Cartman did in South Park. He got smitten )
-The universe hates you, <Name>
-<Name> forgot to turn of power when he changed a lamp
Random death
-<Name> did not obey Dora
Fall damage:
-<Name> hit the ground like a meteor
-He who goes up, goes down, <Name>
-<Name> tried inventing the airplane before the Wright Brothers
-<Name> just tested his TNT-launcher
-<Name> forgot to power up his jetpack
-<Name> thought he could walk on the clouds
-<Name> thought sandblocks would be perfect for his bridge
Killed by mob/player
-<Name> was dressed up like a fly when he encountered a spider
-<Name> thought ghasts would shoot candy at him
-An enderman looked at <Name>
-<Name> thought that you tame wolves by hitting them
-<Name> forgot to feed the wolves
-<Name> did have monsters in the closet
Killed by many players
-<Name> did not use bodyspray
Killed by environment
-<Name> did not recieve his swimming license
-<Name> thought you could sail lava by boat
(lighting)
-<Name> harassed Herobrine
-<Name> said that god fucked him Like Cartman did in South Park. He got smitten )
-The universe hates you, <Name>
-<Name> forgot to turn of power when he changed a lamp
Random death
-<Name> did not obey Dora
If killed by falling:
<Player> thought he were a bird^^
<Player> thought he were a bird^^
Falling from heights:
(Player) fought with gravity... And lost.
Shot to death:
(Player) failed the bullet time dodge.
(Player) took too many arrows to the knee.
Drowning:
(Player) thought he could find Atlantis
(Player) is not a fish-human hybrid
Explosion:
(Player) now rests in peices.
Knocked/shot by a mob off a high place or into lave:
Player was shot/knocked into lava. (mob) *trollface*
Killed by Creeper explosion:
(Player) exploded. His last words heard: That's a very nice everything you have there...
(Player) fought with gravity... And lost.
Shot to death:
(Player) failed the bullet time dodge.
(Player) took too many arrows to the knee.
Drowning:
(Player) thought he could find Atlantis
(Player) is not a fish-human hybrid
Explosion:
(Player) now rests in peices.
Knocked/shot by a mob off a high place or into lave:
Player was shot/knocked into lava. (mob) *trollface*
Killed by Creeper explosion:
(Player) exploded. His last words heard: That's a very nice everything you have there...
When killed by a mob:
(Player) underestimated (player that killed the other player)
(Player) was just owned by a (mob)
Death by fall damage:
(Player) thought he was a chicken
(Player) thought he would survive a fall to escape (player that was trying to kill the other player)
When killed by being shot:
(Player) thought he was a pro arrow dodger, instead he was owned by a (mob)
(Player) just couldn't doge the arrows from (player that killed the other player)
(Player) underestimated (player that killed the other player)
(Player) was just owned by a (mob)
Death by fall damage:
(Player) thought he was a chicken
(Player) thought he would survive a fall to escape (player that was trying to kill the other player)
When killed by being shot:
(Player) thought he was a pro arrow dodger, instead he was owned by a (mob)
(Player) just couldn't doge the arrows from (player that killed the other player)
When killed by a splash potion of harming trown by you:
[PlayerName] hates life.
[PlayerName] commit suicide. (Default message)
When killed by splash potions:
[PlayerName] was killed by dark magic.
[PlayerName] hates life.
[PlayerName] commit suicide. (Default message)
When killed by splash potions:
[PlayerName] was killed by dark magic.
When killed by a cactus: <Player> underestimated the Cacti!
When killed by a mob "(chocoback) should try peaceful mode"
When fallin from a high place riding a pig "(chocoback)now knows that pigs can't fly"
When killed by a mob "(mob)says:try again"
When fallin from a high place riding a pig "(chocoback)now knows that pigs can't fly"
When killed by a mob "(mob)says:try again"
When you fall to the ground
-Rocknsugar belly flopped into the earth
-Rocknsugar thought he could fly.
-Rocknsugar, ever heard of a bridge?
When you die by a mob
-Rocknsugar was a bit too cocky
-Rocknsugar tried to give a (mob) a hug
When you drown
-Rocknsugar thought he was a fish
-Rocknsugar, you have lungs not gills!
When you get killed by lightning
-Rocknsugar was killed by Thor
-Rocknsugar belly flopped into the earth
-Rocknsugar thought he could fly.
-Rocknsugar, ever heard of a bridge?
When you die by a mob
-Rocknsugar was a bit too cocky
-Rocknsugar tried to give a (mob) a hug
When you drown
-Rocknsugar thought he was a fish
-Rocknsugar, you have lungs not gills!
When you get killed by lightning
-Rocknsugar was killed by Thor
Crushed by falling blocks - "Forgot about Minecraft physics didn't you (Name)
When killed multiple times in a couple minutes
"LiquidChildren1 probably supported SOPA."
"LiquidChildren1 probably supported SOPA."
-when killed by an armored mob
"LiquidChildren1 was underdressed at a zombie soirée"
"LiquidChildren1 was killed by a fashionably dressed skeleton"
-when killed while wearing a gold helmet
"LiquidChildren1 long lived the king!"
-when falling to your death
"The ground hit LiquidChildren1 too hard."
"LiquidChildren1 forgot a parachute"
When killed by lightning
"It's not your day today, is it LiquidChildren1?"
When attacked by more than one player or mob
"LiquidChildren1 told a bad joke"
"LiquidChildren1 was underdressed at a zombie soirée"
"LiquidChildren1 was killed by a fashionably dressed skeleton"
-when killed while wearing a gold helmet
"LiquidChildren1 long lived the king!"
-when falling to your death
"The ground hit LiquidChildren1 too hard."
"LiquidChildren1 forgot a parachute"
When killed by lightning
"It's not your day today, is it LiquidChildren1?"
When attacked by more than one player or mob
"LiquidChildren1 told a bad joke"
(VertigoRebound) Attacked the floor (fell from a height)
(Coolulises) just got owned by a creeper.
