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G'day you fine rib-ticklers! Woke up this mornin' to the smell of a bacon sarnie and 6 notifications on the ol' PMC site. Figured I'd be spontaneous with ma' time and give some o' my other mates down under some tender love an' care by translating this here excerpt taken from the chat room.
Campfire Initiation Guidelines:
1. Read tha scout guide - opens in a fresh frame
2. No repeatin' yerself (text barricades, SHOUT-OUTS, and other nonsense)
3. Pickin' a fisticuffs fight with a Moddo-Rater's be an unfair brawl.
4. Don't be rustlin' up a bushfire with yer' witty comebacks.
5. Please keep yer' bush tales to tha size of a Joey
6. Speak English mate. We don't speak yer' fancy quabbles 'round these parts.
7. Don't ask fer someones sleepout address.
8. Talk about your 1's and 0's in tha Server outhouse.
9. You can showboat erry' once in a while (Show it off erry' 15 minnits).
10. Don't be a whacka. We got standards in this dunny.
11. shrimp4shrimp and damper4damper business ain't welcome 'ere.
12. Full acting should be shown off in "Yer' own Outhouse" or around the tents.
13. No showboatin' in the living room
Campfire Initiation Guidelines:
1. Read tha scout guide - opens in a fresh frame
2. No repeatin' yerself (text barricades, SHOUT-OUTS, and other nonsense)
3. Pickin' a fisticuffs fight with a Moddo-Rater's be an unfair brawl.
4. Don't be rustlin' up a bushfire with yer' witty comebacks.
5. Please keep yer' bush tales to tha size of a Joey
6. Speak English mate. We don't speak yer' fancy quabbles 'round these parts.
7. Don't ask fer someones sleepout address.
8. Talk about your 1's and 0's in tha Server outhouse.
9. You can showboat erry' once in a while (Show it off erry' 15 minnits).
10. Don't be a whacka. We got standards in this dunny.
11. shrimp4shrimp and damper4damper business ain't welcome 'ere.
12. Full acting should be shown off in "Yer' own Outhouse" or around the tents.
13. No showboatin' in the living room
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G'day mate! Gotta steak 4 me on da barbie?
I talk in smileys.
Oops, what I meant to say is
':I :T :A :L :K :I :N :S :M :I :L :E :Y :S'
XD
Oops, what I meant to say is
':I :T :A :L :K :I :N :S :M :I :L :E :Y :S'
XD
Aye, pickin' a brawl with us 'ere Moddo-Rater's be spelling a painful end. More painful than gettin' whacked upside the ol' noggin with a frozen carp, it is.
hehe
LOLOLOLOLOL, Your one funny dude
I'm quite the rib-tickler aye?
Indeed ya are ma' fine rib-tickling mate.