"Took You Long Enough..."

Touch grass after playing Minecraft for 9 hours straight.

Achieving achievements: Get Minecraft and get an achievement

Newborn: Be born. That's literally it.

Get Off My Lawn: Reach the age of 65.

Game Over: Die. :(

Achievement Get: Win a contest and get some sort of prize.

History Lesson: Go down in history for something.

We Like To Party: Go to a party and get wasted.

The End? - Graduate high school
The End Again - Graduate collage
The End for real - die

In the Streets - get evicted
Happy Homeowner - buy a house

"You survived!" - you didn't die

"Broke heart"
You lost your girlfriend

Interesting, got a lot of ideas, the list will go like (Achievement name - what to do)

Happy fella - Get a happy meal from McDonalds
Solves all your problems - go vegan for 7 days (I'm not vegan, you can go vegan if you'd like, but don't force your lifestyles on others)
Flex - Tape something back up when something is broken
Trust fall - do a trust fall and succeed
Trust fail - do a trust fall and fail

Piggy bank? - Feed a pig coins (I think it will choke)




Edit: Got more

No naps, just gaps - Do an all nighter
Sloppily slap, your face is wack - Slap someone in the face
Touch grass - touch grass
Taco - Eat a taco
Doo doo a boom boom - destroy your toi- you know what never mind
C R A C K - crack an egg (This one was very hard to type)
AAAHHHHH - scream.
What matters? - Get depressed
Rat - Cook something
Gamer - Play a videogame
160934 centimeters - run a mile (the 160934 was just from google, idk if its correct)
Your not gonna eat it, are you? - Eat a gummy worm
Accidents happen - Wet the Bed
Get a job or rob! - Get a job, and steal something from your office (Or smth, idk if you work as a plumber, idk steal the toilet paper)
We need it! - Buy toilet paper
Broom or doom - Do chores, and hope your dad doesn't have a belt
(Last one) Task failed successfully - Go to jail on purpose



More:



No clip - go into the backrooms

Netflix and chill - watch a whole movie with popcorn

Rare occurrence - complete all your homework

Your going to be happy for a long long time - get a dog, cat, any other pet

(I did this 3 times actually!) Noclipped? - Fall down the stairs

NERD - read a book

I think it's pretty straightforward.

"Pro Mountaineer"

Climb the 7 Summits


"The Shadow of Death"

Enter the backrooms

LOL

Getting out of bed every morning

You can get achievements in real life though there called trophies lol.

"How did we get here?"

You can probably guess where this is going...

It seems smarter not to go to Hell - but the very close relationships and humiliation of many beings is also tempting

[​Serious Dedication]
survive until ur 111.1 years old, have a wife and kids, be happy with your life, and live on a farm and harvest potatoes using a netherite hoe

not go to hell

1. Get A Dog
Get a dog

2. Punch A Bully
Punch a bully without getting into trouble

3. Nothing
Nothing

1. Catch em all? why???
have a panic attack in every lesson in one school year

2. Your own artist
Make at artpeice you enjoy

3. Use the sleep
Stay awake for over 24hrs, then pass out stood up

4. Mental, totally mental
Have more than one breakdown in public

5. For you and yourself
Go out of your way to make your appearance weird in public

I see no God up here...
Other than me! - Climb a mountain of a certain height

1. Find the Meaning of life

(Your life has ended, you either found one or haven't.)

2. Reevaluation!

(You pondered your life choices for 100 whole days, what the f*** is up with you?)

3. Father Figure

(Have a father figure from newborn to adult.)

4. Professional Gamer

(You reached the highest point possible in gaming, good job my son.)

5. Get a life!

(You deleted your Reddit, Twitter, League Of Legends and Genshin Impact account! Congratulations! You are one step further from being society's superior!)



6. PlanetMineMaster

Have the highest level possible known to PMC history



7. Bros Before H*es

Gigachad Exclusive.

8. Unknown in Society

Lived as someone who worked 9 to 5 the rest of their lives just like society, never known and will be forever forgotten.

9. Surrendered to Life

You ended everything too early. Sad to see you go..

More coming soon lmao

The Obsidian Doge

Get a dog which is way too sus to fit in my house

spiderman
achievment to become spiderman

I wanna obtain the Free Diver achievement—if only we could hold our breaths longer underwater!

"what now?" (survive until the end of the free trial)

m o n k e
Successfully reject humanity and return to monke.

Achievement Unlocked: Idiot

(become me)

"Brain Drain"

Drink coffee, coffee, coffee, and nothing but coffee!
:3

wdym?

"How did we get here?"