PLEXZK HELPD MY HNXSUDS ERNAMEDX IS CHANFGEDXD IFTC ANDS NOW DMSDY ICACCOUSNTC SIS CANZCX'T VIEWSN ANXYThxidnbg I PERTIDKXCINSZAPAT DEEX ISnx HEELPEHELPLHEPLPLHPLEPHLEPLHEPLEHPLHEPHELPELHPEHPE
(Translation: "please help i changed my username and now i can't see my own profile, it says im a new miner." not entirely accurate translation)
Edit: i realised it leads to some random person named mrcreeper last online 2011 ;-;