So, you may have noticed that I say a lot of... unconventional substitutes for swear words. I don't believe in swearing, except for saying "damn" but even then, I only use it online on this site or in MC. The only time you'll ever see me use an actual swear word other than that is when I'm saying something very extreme or important, like on a rant, important message, or when talking about Technoblade's death.

Anyways, here's a guide to my substitutes for each swear word (not all of them are unconventional):

D---it
Dang it

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A--
A (pronounced "ay")
For a--hole, I will say, "a-hole," pronounced "ay-hole"
For bad---, I will say, "bad-a," pronounced "bad-ay"
For jack---, I will say, "jack-a," pronounced "jack-ay"

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B*tch
I don't use it that often, so I'll just show you what I say for son of a b*tch:
Son of a biscuit
Son of a biscuit eater
Son of a fried chicken eater
Son of a corn muffin

Now, I must give credit where credit is due: the first three were said by my friend Noah, as he came up with them in May 2022, and the last is said by my friend Duncan, who started using it a few months ago (I'm writing this on 1-31-2023).

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Sh*t
Sheet

I got this one from a birthday card me and my dad got for my sister a few years back. When I finally got the joke, I actually said the s-word and had to do 10 push-ups when I got home because me and my dad have this rule where, if you curse, it's 5 push-ups (damn, d---it, a-word, b-word), 10 (s-word, f-word, or any compound words like a-hole or bad---, or re---d), or 20 (motherf---er or the n-word). Here's the card:

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F--k
F
Fudge
Flip
Frick

For f--king, I'll usually say "freaking" or "fricking."

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Motherf--ker (I almost never use this word on here, so you probably haven't seen any of these)
MotherBLEEP
Motherf-er (pronoucned "muther-eff-er")
Motherfricker
Motherfudger
Motherflubber (my personal favorite)

And of course, the "-ing" variants:
MotherBLEEPing
Mothereffing
Motherfricking
Motherfudging
Motherflubbing