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Microsoft be like
"We removed wood because it sounds suspicious"
"We removes grass because its toxic to dream stans"
"We removed copper because its toxic to annoying children"
"We removes grass because its toxic to dream stans"
"We removed copper because its toxic to annoying children"
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"We remove servers that sell items that don't give us money because we want the annoying children to use their mom's credit card to buy overpriced things that do little on our servers."
haha that's so true so much trueness in one thread
"We blocked community-run servers not owned by our partners because you can say bad stuff on them"
- Mojang in some alternate timeline, probably
- Mojang in some alternate timeline, probably
More like a neighboring timeline
"We update the resource pack and data pack versions every update snapshot because we hate players who are artsier than us"
"We removed animal meat because we don't want to offend our vegetarian players"
- Removed Herobrine, because he is too cool for this game
"We removed fun because paolple were doing it wrong." :^)
if they could they would make you pay a $30/month subscription to play the game (maybe i should shut up im giving them ideas)
Nah, they're just planning to charge $0.001 per block broken or placed…
mega builds be like:
if they do that ill nuke their hq
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