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What would you do in an alien apocalypse?
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two things:
#1:
if there was an alien invasion, we would have tried too talk them over it. and would really someone travel all this way just too kill us?
#2:
torchwood would have blasted them if it actually was an INVASION (had too pull some doctor who into this)
#1:
if there was an alien invasion, we would have tried too talk them over it. and would really someone travel all this way just too kill us?
#2:
torchwood would have blasted them if it actually was an INVASION (had too pull some doctor who into this)
I see people saying they would disguise as an alien, but we have technology to scan finger prints, faces, and bodies. I would think that aliens have far better scanning/security. Just a thought
Alien attack comes.
My disguise: Alien
Will it work: Yes
What to do in the ship: Self-Destruct it
When that happens: I'll escape and the ship will go KA-BOOM!!!!!!!
Do you have a parachute: Yes
My disguise: Alien
Will it work: Yes
What to do in the ship: Self-Destruct it
When that happens: I'll escape and the ship will go KA-BOOM!!!!!!!
Do you have a parachute: Yes
I can't wait to see what you people would actually do if this happened. I can say "Ill bomb them to the ground" and when they come I'm scared. Me honestly would go into my basement and setup some station there.
I'd be pretty useless, so probably just wait for the inevitable. Or fly a plane over to America and visit friends. Probably the latter.
☻/ . / \ weapons are the only way to fix youtube.
/▌ | ☢ | Copy and Paste this all over youtube
/ \ // | | \\ to completely obliterate Google+
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/▌ | ☢ | Copy and Paste this all over youtube
/ \ // | | \\ to completely obliterate Google+
▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ Bob is building an army to take down Google+
═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ An attack helicopter has
◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ ☻/ joined the army.
█▄ █ー ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ /▌ Copy and Paste this all over
◥█████◤..........,,,,,,,,,,,,, / \ YouTube if you are with us.
*throws a grenade into the helicopter*
Be that a lesson to you.
Be that a lesson to you.
☻/◢◤= This Is Bob I Have Got Him And He Has A Gun And We Have Used Physic
/▌ Abilities To Convince Him To Suicide Bye Bye Bob
/ \
/▌ Abilities To Convince Him To Suicide Bye Bye Bob
/ \
I killed Bob 8 times go away or i'll finish you for good.
Google + already won, Bob was crucified as a heretic.
I'd disguise myself as one of them, go inside, l find the SELF-DESTRUCT Red button, and if there is no button, then I'll get Bob to get over Google+ and to go against the aliens. Problem solved.
Give them glass marbles so you can become friends and they leave well having a future blue robo cat assisting you. Duh
I know this Doraemon I think
Sounds like it but i didnt know he was a robot?!
Yup it was Doraemon and he is a robot.
It says that he's a robot in the intro at the beginning of each episode
i wuld trn onn mah supah kewl lif hax an pwn does newbs
I would hide in some secluded underground area. There would be nothing else you could do.
Fighting would be foolish; any race (alien or otherwise) that has interstellar travel capabilities would have the technology to destroy our planet within a matter of hours. We couldn't take their spacecraft out seeing as no explosive weaponry could carry a large enough oxidant to actually do any damage in space.
Running would be foolish; where in the world would you go? In the event of an apocalypse everything would be destroyed, there'd be nowhere to go. You couldn't flee the planet, and even if you could they would likely chase you.
TL;DR
I'd hide until I starved.
Fighting would be foolish; any race (alien or otherwise) that has interstellar travel capabilities would have the technology to destroy our planet within a matter of hours. We couldn't take their spacecraft out seeing as no explosive weaponry could carry a large enough oxidant to actually do any damage in space.
Running would be foolish; where in the world would you go? In the event of an apocalypse everything would be destroyed, there'd be nowhere to go. You couldn't flee the planet, and even if you could they would likely chase you.
TL;DR
I'd hide until I starved.
Alien Apocalypse:
1st side of me: Where's my Bass Cannon?
2nd side of me: Why don't we cry in the corner and eat ice cream, that sounds nice...
1st side of me: Where's my Bass Cannon?
2nd side of me: Why don't we cry in the corner and eat ice cream, that sounds nice...
I just need 5 ammo clips, an RPK, some dubstep, and I'll go LEEEEERRRROYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!
You're chances of survival is 32.33, repeating of course.
Those are better odds than last time.
I would hide under My bed, quit life, and become a burrito.
If there's ever an alien attack...
THROW THE CHHEEEESSSEEE!!!
THROW THE CHHEEEESSSEEE!!!
Get The Cheese m8
give everyone up and aim to be an alien informant and sacrifice the human race for my own needs of survival
Well I'd just give them a twinkie. It'll suck the hate for us right out of them. Unless in the future Hostess went out of buisness and- OH WAIT
Although I think my best strategy would be to cry in the corner until it's all over.
OR we could use North Korea as a decoy while we destroy them from the inside.
Although I think my best strategy would be to cry in the corner until it's all over.
OR we could use North Korea as a decoy while we destroy them from the inside.
stock up on potatoes. Use them as weapons. gg
The only thing I would be worried about is the falling pieces of alien spaceship once the Government stepped in
There was about 17,300 total nuclear warheads in the world in 2013. Srly, they would not stand a chance...
There was about 17,300 total nuclear warheads in the world in 2013. Srly, they would not stand a chance...
Go to Mars and take over there. THEN BLOW UP EARTH! MUHAHAHA!
Well this is interesting. I think I would do the most obvious thing and fight. I wouldn't give up this country (United States of America) for anything. We fought hard to get this land we aren't ready to give it up yet.
Sing a love song about them (I'm looking at you, Katy Perry)
Hug the aliens, then have dinner with them.
cats will save us
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The penguin revolution will come sooner then aliens bro