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What would you do in an alien apocalypse?

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9/9/2014 1:31 pm
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a classic! let's see your plans, might come in handy one day
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lactarius77
09/09/2014 1:31 pm
Level 23 : Expert Mage
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two things:
#1:
if there was an alien invasion, we would have tried too talk them over it. and would really someone travel all this way just too kill us?
#2:
torchwood would have blasted them if it actually was an INVASION (had too pull some doctor who into this)
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planetminecrafter52342
09/09/2014 12:08 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Zombie
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I see people saying they would disguise as an alien, but we have technology to scan finger prints, faces, and bodies. I would think that aliens have far better scanning/security. Just a thought
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Histor the Noob
09/08/2014 10:26 pm
Level 28 : Expert Geek
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Alien attack comes.
My disguise: Alien
Will it work: Yes
What to do in the ship: Self-Destruct it
When that happens: I'll escape and the ship will go KA-BOOM!!!!!!!
Do you have a parachute: Yes
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TheMCBros99
09/08/2014 10:07 pm
Level 10 : Journeyman Pixel Painter
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I can't wait to see what you people would actually do if this happened. I can say "Ill bomb them to the ground" and when they come I'm scared. Me honestly would go into my basement and setup some station there.
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Ash
09/08/2014 10:01 pm
Level 66 : High Grandmaster uwu
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I'd be pretty useless, so probably just wait for the inevitable. Or fly a plane over to America and visit friends. Probably the latter.
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ValleyDew
09/08/2014 9:48 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
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☻/ . / \ weapons are the only way to fix youtube.
/▌ | ☢ | Copy and Paste this all over youtube
/ \ // | | \\ to completely obliterate Google+

▬▬▬.◙.▬▬▬ Bob is building an army to take down Google+
═▂▄▄▓▄▄▂ An attack helicopter has
◢◤ █▀▀████▄▄▄▄◢◤ ☻/ joined the army.
█▄ █ー ███▀▀▀▀▀▀▀╬ /▌ Copy and Paste this all over
◥█████◤..........,,,,,,,,,,,,, / \ YouTube if you are with us.
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Histor the Noob
09/08/2014 10:28 pm
Level 28 : Expert Geek
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*throws a grenade into the helicopter*
Be that a lesson to you.
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LooseViper
09/08/2014 10:14 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Pokemon
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☻/◢◤= This Is Bob I Have Got Him And He Has A Gun And We Have Used Physic
/▌ Abilities To Convince Him To Suicide Bye Bye Bob
/ \
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SpiderMatty
09/08/2014 9:58 pm
Level 43 : Master Spider Rider
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I killed Bob 8 times go away or i'll finish you for good.
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The Silver Paladin
09/08/2014 9:55 pm
Level 27 : Expert Mage
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Google + already won, Bob was crucified as a heretic.
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ValleyDew
09/08/2014 9:45 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
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I'd disguise myself as one of them, go inside, l find the SELF-DESTRUCT Red button, and if there is no button, then I'll get Bob to get over Google+ and to go against the aliens. Problem solved.
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SpiderMatty
09/08/2014 8:39 pm
Level 43 : Master Spider Rider
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Give them glass marbles so you can become friends and they leave well having a future blue robo cat assisting you. Duh
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LooseViper
09/08/2014 9:38 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Pokemon
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I know this Doraemon I think
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ValleyDew
09/08/2014 9:42 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Warrior
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Sounds like it but i didnt know he was a robot?!
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SpiderMatty
09/08/2014 9:58 pm
Level 43 : Master Spider Rider
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Yup it was Doraemon and he is a robot.
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LooseViper
09/08/2014 9:47 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Pokemon
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It says that he's a robot in the intro at the beginning of each episode
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FunkyKong
09/08/2014 8:21 pm
Level 25 : Expert Pirate
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i wuld trn onn mah supah kewl lif hax an pwn does newbs
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n8mo
09/08/2014 7:56 pm
Level 37 : Artisan Prince
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I would hide in some secluded underground area. There would be nothing else you could do.

Fighting would be foolish; any race (alien or otherwise) that has interstellar travel capabilities would have the technology to destroy our planet within a matter of hours. We couldn't take their spacecraft out seeing as no explosive weaponry could carry a large enough oxidant to actually do any damage in space.

Running would be foolish; where in the world would you go? In the event of an apocalypse everything would be destroyed, there'd be nowhere to go. You couldn't flee the planet, and even if you could they would likely chase you.

TL;DR
I'd hide until I starved.
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DuskRaine
09/08/2014 7:39 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Artist
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Alien Apocalypse:

1st side of me: Where's my Bass Cannon?

2nd side of me: Why don't we cry in the corner and eat ice cream, that sounds nice...
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The Silver Paladin
09/08/2014 7:07 pm
Level 27 : Expert Mage
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I just need 5 ammo clips, an RPK, some dubstep, and I'll go LEEEEERRRROYYYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNNNNKIIIIIINNNNNNSSSSSSS!
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DiscoToad
09/08/2014 8:31 pm
Level 16 : Journeyman Toast
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You're chances of survival is 32.33, repeating of course.
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The Silver Paladin
09/08/2014 9:09 pm
Level 27 : Expert Mage
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Those are better odds than last time.
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TechnoWither
09/08/2014 7:03 pm
Level 1 : New Network
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I would hide under My bed, quit life, and become a burrito.
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Lubzy
09/08/2014 6:58 pm
Level 23 : Expert Spleefer
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If there's ever an alien attack...

THROW THE CHHEEEESSSEEE!!!
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LooseViper
09/08/2014 9:37 pm
Level 14 : Journeyman Pokemon
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Get The Cheese m8
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Kontayes
09/08/2014 6:51 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Miner
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give everyone up and aim to be an alien informant and sacrifice the human race for my own needs of survival
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Zombieman2081
09/08/2014 6:49 pm
Level 21 : Expert Ninja
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Well I'd just give them a twinkie. It'll suck the hate for us right out of them. Unless in the future Hostess went out of buisness and- OH WAIT

Although I think my best strategy would be to cry in the corner until it's all over.
OR we could use North Korea as a decoy while we destroy them from the inside.
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potatotoes
09/08/2014 6:42 pm
Level 15 : Journeyman Toast
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stock up on potatoes. Use them as weapons. gg
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10Andrew
09/08/2014 6:35 pm
Level 42 : Master Nether Knight
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The only thing I would be worried about is the falling pieces of alien spaceship once the Government stepped in

There was about 17,300 total nuclear warheads in the world in 2013. Srly, they would not stand a chance...
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KingRex35
09/08/2014 6:30 pm
Level 12 : Journeyman Skinner
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Go to Mars and take over there. THEN BLOW UP EARTH! MUHAHAHA!
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deadrecon98
09/08/2014 5:51 pm
Level 38 : Artisan Programmer
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Well this is interesting. I think I would do the most obvious thing and fight. I wouldn't give up this country (United States of America) for anything. We fought hard to get this land we aren't ready to give it up yet.
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Coltron9000
09/08/2014 5:47 pm
Level 2 : Apprentice Taco
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Sing a love song about them (I'm looking at you, Katy Perry)
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planetminecrafter52342
09/08/2014 1:28 pm
Level 17 : Journeyman Zombie
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Hug the aliens, then have dinner with them.
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Tumblr_Cat
09/08/2014 1:13 pm
Level 20 : Expert Toast
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PengoPenguinRocks
09/08/2014 12:55 pm
Level 24 : Expert Ninja
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The penguin revolution will come sooner then aliens bro
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