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Ok I want to compile a list of ALL the russian reversal jokes, just the clean ones tho, cuz PMC.
If you're the first person to list a joke, you'll be credited in the list. Feel free to make your own Russian reversal jokes.
Rules:
Don't post jokes that are on the list.
No bad language.
No inappropriate jokes.
KEEP IT PG-13
Keep it PMC appropriate.
I know I forgot to capitalize the R in Russia several times, mention it and you get shipped out to soviet russia.
Note: This is not intended to offend anyone. Russians or americans.
I reserve the right to make small edits to your jokes. The jokes may or may not be sold to soviet Russians in exchange for my life. I may or may not sell you to Soviet Russians for food. Why are you still reading the tiny text?
If you're the first person to list a joke, you'll be credited in the list. Feel free to make your own Russian reversal jokes.
Rules:
Don't post jokes that are on the list.
No bad language.
No inappropriate jokes.
KEEP IT PG-13
Keep it PMC appropriate.
The Russian reversal dictionary
In america you eat burger king, in soviet russia, burger king eat you.
In america you hunt deer, in soviet russia, deer hunt you.
In america you watch TV, in soviet Russia, TV watches you.
In america, you cry evry tiem, In soviet Russia, you die evry tiem.
In soviet Russia, president assassinate YOU.
In 'Murica, you listen to music. In soviet russia music listens to you.
In 'Murica you watch the news, in soviet russia the news watches you.
In America fat kid chases ice cream truck, in soviet russia ice cream truck chases fat
kid.
In America you lie, in soviet russia you die.
In America you cry, in soviet russia you die.
In America you hunt bear, in Soviet russia bear hunt you.
In america you join military, in soviet russia military joins you.
In america you shoot guns, in soviet russia guns shoot you.
In america you throw out garbage, in soviet russia garbage throws you out.
In america you make sandwich, in soviet russia sandwich makes you.
In america you own dog, in soviet russia, dog owns you.
In america zombies eat you, in soviet russia, you eat zombies.
In america bears chase you, in soviet russia you chase bears. - DailyTuber
In america you watch big brother, in soviet russia big brother watches you. -Cookiesz
In america you laugh at jokes, in soviet russia jokes laugh at you. - Zatharel
In america you laugh at jokes, in soviet russia, you are the joke. -Jedi and Zatharel
In america you beg for mercy, in soviet russia mercy begs for you. - pikamoar
In America, you sleep on Bed, In Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you... - Infinitize
In America, you eat Hotdog, in Soviet Russia, Hotdog eats you. - OGS16
In America, you sell computers. In Soviet Russia, computers sell you. - OGS16
In America, you find Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo find YOU. Quapla_
In America, you dig hole. In Soviet Russia, hole digs you. - GuyThatHasNoLife
In America you use the bathroom, In soviet russia bathroom the uses you. - xXDuckTummyXx
In America, you deposit money into a bank. In Soviet Russia, money deposits you into a bank - xXDuckTummyXx
In England, you eat crumpets. In Soviet Russia, crumpets eat you.. - OGS16
In Germany, you go to school. In Soviet Russia, school goes to you. - OGS16
In France, you wear berets. In Soviet Russia, berets wear you. - OGS16
In England, you eat Eggs and Bacon. In Soviet Russia, the bacon eats you. The eggs explode. - OGS16
On Mars, it is empty. In Soviet Russia, empty is mars. - OGS16
In 'merica you make breakfast, in soviet Russia, breakfast make you.
In 'Merica you make fire, In soviet russia fire make you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem writes you. ~ _Hellcat_
In America, you play video game. In Soviet Russia, game plays you. ~
_Hellcat_
In america you hunt deer, in soviet russia, deer hunt you.
In america you watch TV, in soviet Russia, TV watches you.
In america, you cry evry tiem, In soviet Russia, you die evry tiem.
In soviet Russia, president assassinate YOU.
In 'Murica, you listen to music. In soviet russia music listens to you.
In 'Murica you watch the news, in soviet russia the news watches you.
In America fat kid chases ice cream truck, in soviet russia ice cream truck chases fat
kid.
In America you lie, in soviet russia you die.
In America you cry, in soviet russia you die.
In America you hunt bear, in Soviet russia bear hunt you.
In america you join military, in soviet russia military joins you.
In america you shoot guns, in soviet russia guns shoot you.
In america you throw out garbage, in soviet russia garbage throws you out.
In america you make sandwich, in soviet russia sandwich makes you.
In america you own dog, in soviet russia, dog owns you.
In america zombies eat you, in soviet russia, you eat zombies.
In america bears chase you, in soviet russia you chase bears. - DailyTuber
In america you watch big brother, in soviet russia big brother watches you. -Cookiesz
In america you laugh at jokes, in soviet russia jokes laugh at you. - Zatharel
In america you laugh at jokes, in soviet russia, you are the joke. -Jedi and Zatharel
In america you beg for mercy, in soviet russia mercy begs for you. - pikamoar
In America, you sleep on Bed, In Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you... - Infinitize
In America, you eat Hotdog, in Soviet Russia, Hotdog eats you. - OGS16
In America, you sell computers. In Soviet Russia, computers sell you. - OGS16
In America, you find Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo find YOU. Quapla_
In America, you dig hole. In Soviet Russia, hole digs you. - GuyThatHasNoLife
In America you use the bathroom, In soviet russia bathroom the uses you. - xXDuckTummyXx
In America, you deposit money into a bank. In Soviet Russia, money deposits you into a bank - xXDuckTummyXx
In England, you eat crumpets. In Soviet Russia, crumpets eat you.. - OGS16
In Germany, you go to school. In Soviet Russia, school goes to you. - OGS16
In France, you wear berets. In Soviet Russia, berets wear you. - OGS16
In England, you eat Eggs and Bacon. In Soviet Russia, the bacon eats you. The eggs explode. - OGS16
On Mars, it is empty. In Soviet Russia, empty is mars. - OGS16
In 'merica you make breakfast, in soviet Russia, breakfast make you.
In 'Merica you make fire, In soviet russia fire make you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem writes you. ~ _Hellcat_
In America, you play video game. In Soviet Russia, game plays you. ~
_Hellcat_
I know I forgot to capitalize the R in Russia several times, mention it and you get shipped out to soviet russia.
Note: This is not intended to offend anyone. Russians or americans.
I reserve the right to make small edits to your jokes. The jokes may or may not be sold to soviet Russians in exchange for my life. I may or may not sell you to Soviet Russians for food. Why are you still reading the tiny text?
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In America, you can always find Party. In Soviet Russia, Party can always find you.
Most of the jokes are totally not true.
In America, you make Pokemon faint. In Soviet Russia, Pokemon make you faint.
In Soviet Russia, photos make cameras.
In America, you tell "Yo Momma" jokes.
In Soviet Russia, "Yo Momma" jokes tell you.
In Soviet Russia, "Yo Momma" jokes tell you.
_Hellcat_
Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
this is the greatest thing I've ever heard
In America, you punch Creepers, In Soviet Russia, Creepers punch you.
~Gum
~Gum
In 'murica, Chuck Norris can do anything.
In Soviet Russia, well, he can also do anything...
In Soviet Russia, well, he can also do anything...
weajk
In America you turn on sink, in Soviet Russia, sink turn on YOU. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
In America, you keep calm. In Soviet Russia, calm keeps you.
In Minecraft, you craft blocks, in Russia, blocks craft you.
In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
In America, you play video game. In Soviet Russia, game plays you.
Roses are red, violets are blue. In Soviet Russia, poem writes you.
In America, you play video game. In Soviet Russia, game plays you.
In Soviet Russia you dont make Soviet Russia jokes, Soviet Russia jokes make you.
I hate these jokes but...
In Soviet Russia, you don't say bye to friend, friend says bye to you.
A bit of a paradox, huh.
In Soviet Russia, you don't say bye to friend, friend says bye to you.
A bit of a paradox, huh.
This statement is false.
When reading all of these jokes my mind is like "PLEASE, HELP...ME!!!!"
Welp why not spread it :p
In Canada it's cold, in Mother Russia it's cold.
In America we got founding fathers, in Mother Russia we got founding mothers
In America we got hamsters, in Mother Russia we got abominable(is that how you spell it?, too lazy to use google) snowmen.
In America we ride horses, in Mother Russia we ride bears.
And many more :p just want to save some brain cells for tomorrow
Welp why not spread it :p
In Canada it's cold, in Mother Russia it's cold.
In America we got founding fathers, in Mother Russia we got founding mothers
In America we got hamsters, in Mother Russia we got abominable(is that how you spell it?, too lazy to use google) snowmen.
In America we ride horses, in Mother Russia we ride bears.
And many more :p just want to save some brain cells for tomorrow
Yep..
In England, you eat crumpets. In Soviet Russia, crumpets eat you..
In Germany, you go to school. In Soviet Russia, school goes to you.
In France, you wear berets. In Soviet Russia, berets wear you.
In Russia, you drink coffee. In Soviet Russia, you drink coffee.
In England, you eat Eggs and Bacon. In Soviet Russia, the bacon eats you. The eggs explode.
On Mars, it is empty. In Soviet Russia, empty is mars.
In Germany, you go to school. In Soviet Russia, school goes to you.
In France, you wear berets. In Soviet Russia, berets wear you.
In Russia, you drink coffee. In Soviet Russia, you drink coffee.
In England, you eat Eggs and Bacon. In Soviet Russia, the bacon eats you. The eggs explode.
On Mars, it is empty. In Soviet Russia, empty is mars.
In Capitalist America, you see salad dressing
In Motherland Rus-- Forget it, that's not cool. Onto another one
In Capitalist America, you deposit money into a bank.
In Motherland Russia, money deposits you into a bank
In Motherland Rus-- Forget it, that's not cool. Onto another one
In Capitalist America, you deposit money into a bank.
In Motherland Russia, money deposits you into a bank
In Capitalist America, you use the bathroom.
In Motherland Russia, the bathroom uses you.
In Motherland Russia, the bathroom uses you.
In America, you dig hole. In Soviet Russia, hole digs you.
In Capitalist America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you.
In America, you find Waldo. In Soviet Russia, Waldo find YOU.
Good God, that's terrifying.
In America, you eat Hotdog, in Soviet Russia, Hotdog eats you.
In America, you sell computers. In Soviet Russia, computers sell you.
In America, you sell computers. In Soviet Russia, computers sell you.
In America, you sleep on Bed, In Soviet Russia, Bed sleeps on you...
omg yes love it
In soviet Russia, you watch TV. In America, TV watches you.
Isn't it actually:
"In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. In America, TV watches you."?
"In Soviet Russia, TV watches you. In America, TV watches you."?
In America you shoot guns, in Soviet Russia, guns shoot you.
pls
do you even read bro
do you even read bro
In America, you beg for mercy. In Soviet Russia, mercy begs for you
In America, you laugh at jokes. In Soviet Russia, jokes laugh at you.
I heard this one from a friend:
In America, you watch Big Brother
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you
In America, you watch Big Brother
In Soviet Russia, Big Brother watches you
In US the bears chase you, in Russian, you chase bears.
Yes.
