I pulled a 6th graders pants when I was in kindergarten


Well I guess that makes me look bad...

Well this is awkward....

NO REGRETS

my family and my brother's friend went to the beach one day. I had just learned to swim and was like 9 years old.
There was this floating raft thing anchored to the bottom of the lake, and we had this inflatable paddle board (sup board i think it's called) my brother and his friend took the sup board and went to the raft. I wasn't confident enough in my swimming skills to swim there on my own, so after they had gotten there, my brother came to pick me up and bring me there on the sup board. Naturally, they started trying to push each other into the water. My brother made an escape on the sup board, and my 9 year old brain decided it would be a good idea to jump in and try to catch up to get a ride back to land. his friend thought it would be a good idea to follow him to tip him over. He succeeded, and my brother dropped the paddle in the water. I grabbed it, and tried to swim back to land, but I had made it super hard for myself and people on land could see me struggling, and my parent were shouting at me to leave the paddle. I refused, and when i got back to land, i was absolutely exhausted. I just lay face flat in the sand, and couldn't get up.

I can't imagine why, but almost drowning was really embarrassing for me.

This happened to my cousin who's about my age:

I don't remember how old we were, but we were at one of those bowling places in the gaming area with those arcade games and tables. He and I were playing at a pool table that had an overhanging light that was pretty low for good lighting. On one of his turns, my cousin was trying to balance and aim the cue stick just right against his hand, but then he somehow swung it up and forwards...
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Sure enough, there was broken glass all over the cloth. Thankfully, an employee let us continue our game on another table and covered the damage without charge. My cousin still felt like a fool.

I was 7 years old, my parents and me and my younger sister were about to go camping, and while my parents were packing, my and my sister were sitting on 2 wooden chairs, pretending we were on a plane, then, my sister hands me this lil rectangle with a hole in it (it was a pencil sharpener) and I knew it was, so, 7 yro me saw my pointer finger could perfectly fix in the pencil sharpener hole, so doing what 7 yros do best, stuck it in the hole, and before I knew it, there was a deep cut on my finger bleeding, and my parents, who were already busy, had to deal with a 1/8 inch deep cut along my finger, that was like POURING blood and WOULD NOT STOP, not even a bandage could stop it...and top top it off I was screaming because so much blood was getting poured out of my finger and it was hard to look at, as well as it hurt... how fun

went under a guest's chair when i was around 4 and tickled their feet and that innocent human being sat there for ABOUT 4 HOURS and then my mom eventually found out and dragged me out. Don't know what happened after that (i was known for terrorizing guests with either my cuteness or my deeds..hehehe)

When i was little i thought that how to spell school was like shool and i said that i knew the word i was in kindergarten

walked up onto a church stage at 3 years old, grabbed the microphone in the middle of my dads message.
yeah you can guess. XD