i say HAY I GOT A JETPACK-NOT REALLY

I start it like this:

TALK WITH ME, i am lonely...

Hi.

I say ugh I hate this "SAMPLE THING"
Man im so glad "INSERT SOMETHING HERE"
and etc.

I just nod to people. AVOID CONVERSATION!!!

I don't talk to anyone unless they're my friends or teachers
usually it's me yelling a nickname I give them, saying their name, waving or saying 'hi'. or excuse me if it's like an adult I need to talk to (teacher, shop workers etc.)

haha the rest of them have to talk to me first
even then, I'll make some weird excuse and walk away

I usually rehearse what I'm going to say like 500 times but then I end up saying something like "today you are how".

But 99% of the time I don't talk unless spoke to first.. Yay for social anxiety.

Depends on the person, mostly. Sometimes I might overhear their conversation and say something smart about it.
I will now use an example using fake Rp'ers and color coded stuff.

Person #1: omg did you see latisha she totally stole my shoes
Person #2: Hey xbox or ps?
Person #1: i dunno
Me: I'd recommend just getting a laptop.
Persons 1&2: WHO ASKED YOU UCH *pushes into a pile of mud*

Like I said, all depends on a person

I say Hello, then I say a random thing, and my friends make a conversation from that random thing.

Most people use 'How are you?' Ironically, most people never care when they ask it and are just using it to initiate a conversation

I always found 'Hello' to be a good opener!

Do you have a moment to talk about our Ogrelord Shrek?

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I don't.

I don't start conversations.I find random people and join in for no reason at all

I'm not good at starting conversations.
Most of the time it goes like this:
Hey. -awkward silence- ...So... -More awkward silence- ...Nice weather, huh?


I hate myself

heya

"Hey babe. Let's do this!"
That's why all of my friends are either girls or "fabulous" men in pink scarves.

(Not that there's anything wrong with those two types of people)

I would usually give out a casual "Hello".

If I'm somewhat familiar with who I am trying to open a conversation with, I either say "Hey", or open the conversation with a random statement. Random statements can be anything, including....

• "Fight me. Barehanded. In a minefield."
• "I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"
• "Hey you, with the distinct face."

but communication should be various, depending on who you are trying to open up a conversation with. If it's someone whom you desire to be your companion in the future, try saying something unusual that will make him/her never forget you.

"hey"

Like this.

Well first you would need to choose a topic. When you think you have a good topic, think up "arguments", or interesting things to talk about that relate to that topic. Whether you can use those arguments to respond to the other person depends how the conversation draws out.

Now, how do I start a conversation? Normally, I don't.
I'm too reserved to start talking to someone out of the blue.
I simply don't have the initiative to initiate a conversation.