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Blonde Jokes go here!
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Post blond jokes here.
A blond was tired of being called stupid so she decided to bye her hair brown. She went out to see what impact it would have when she saw a farmer herding sheep, so she stops her car and starts talking with the farmer. She bets the farmer one sheep that she can correctly guess how big his flock is. Being a gambling man himself he takes the bet. She guesses 157 sheep, to his amazement she is right and he agrees to give her a sheep. After she loads the sheep into her car the farmer goes to her car to make another bet. He asks "If I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?".
A blond was tired of being called stupid so she decided to bye her hair brown. She went out to see what impact it would have when she saw a farmer herding sheep, so she stops her car and starts talking with the farmer. She bets the farmer one sheep that she can correctly guess how big his flock is. Being a gambling man himself he takes the bet. She guesses 157 sheep, to his amazement she is right and he agrees to give her a sheep. After she loads the sheep into her car the farmer goes to her car to make another bet. He asks "If I can guess your real hair color can I have my dog back?".
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Blond jokes are offensive. Nothing to add to this, but they usually just insult someone based on their hair color.
Locked.
Locked.
What do you call 100 blonds standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel
A blonde was ordering pizza and the person behind that counter asked her if she wanted her pizza cut into 8 pieces or 12. She replies "8 please i could never eat 12!"
Did you hear about the blonde that returned the scarf she just bought because it was to tight?
Did you hear about the blonde that got stuck on the escalator when the power went
out?
What to you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence
Heres my favorite
A blond owes a lot of money to a lot of people, so she kidnaps a child and writes a ransom note. "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 1 million dollars in a brown paper bag under the bench in the local park" She then gives the note to the child and tells him to give it to his parents.
But thats not all
The next the blonde finds the bag with the money in the park. Also in the bag was a note with read "How dare you do this to a fellow blonde!"
A blonde was ordering pizza and the person behind that counter asked her if she wanted her pizza cut into 8 pieces or 12. She replies "8 please i could never eat 12!"
Did you hear about the blonde that returned the scarf she just bought because it was to tight?
Did you hear about the blonde that got stuck on the escalator when the power went
out?
What to you call a blonde who dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence
Heres my favorite
A blond owes a lot of money to a lot of people, so she kidnaps a child and writes a ransom note. "If you ever want to see your child again, leave 1 million dollars in a brown paper bag under the bench in the local park" She then gives the note to the child and tells him to give it to his parents.
But thats not all
The next the blonde finds the bag with the money in the park. Also in the bag was a note with read "How dare you do this to a fellow blonde!"
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I'll give you credit for grammar, Tacos.
I find this insulting because I'm blonde and I act the same way as all of you.
I can't tell if troll or srs.
Eryax is best blonde
Eryax is best blonde
I don't like blonde jokes they r mean cos im blonde and im not dumb.
They're just the way the world works with stereotypes. If you're the one being stereotyped, just stay away from these threads. Just like how a lot of Asians (including me) are stereotyped, and it doesn't seem like any of us care.
Any more? ^-^
There once where 3 blondes trapped on an island and a fairy godmother came to give them each one wish.
The first wished she could have a boat to sail away and she did.
The Second wished for a helicopter to fly away and she did.
The Third ask to be brunette and she walked across the bridge.
Get it? I do! ^.-
The first wished she could have a boat to sail away and she did.
The Second wished for a helicopter to fly away and she did.
The Third ask to be brunette and she walked across the bridge.
Get it? I do! ^.-
2 words,Blonde,Puzzle
im sure they'll get it wrong anyways.
im sure they'll get it wrong anyways.
orrrr,
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you.....
Pull the pin and throw it back
what do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you.....
Pull the pin and throw it back
What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
run like hell she's got a grenade in her mouth
A blonde goes to a computer store and asks for curtains. Baffled, the employee asks her why she needs them. The blonde replied: "Hellooooo, I've got windows!"
Sorry, first one that popped into my head. Enjoy
Sorry, first one that popped into my head. Enjoy
