Oh boy, I think I might win this one: I spilled lava on myself and died.... twice.

in my defense it was late and I was tired, but I went to mine with my pickaxe but instead I activated a bucket of lava I left on my hot bar (great idea, right?). Next thing I know I am doused in flames and not even sure why. Within seconds I died and rushed back back to see if any of my stuff was left. I was in a panic, stepped into an area on fire, and I was burning again. poof....

Not my proudest moment.

running away from a zombie and then accidentally bump on a cactus and you break it to go forward but the sand beneath you falls and you live with 5 hearts left and get a shield and a creeper explodes but you block it so you get pushed and then skeleton shoots you mid-air and you fall to lava but you suffocate because it turned to OBSIDIAN

getting so many replies on this post in only a few hours

Death by cactus, got to be one of the dumbest ways to go

Getting Spammed by Skeletons 0-o.... Totally didnt happen to me...

Creeper of course! No contest.

wasn't paying attention and ate rotten flesh instead of my cooked beef. starved to death.

I would say fall damage, but that has happened to me a lot, so no.

Accidentally hitting a key on your keyboard sending you down a giant spiraling cave that goes down.
Been there, done that, got the t-shirt! TwT

______ got burned to a crisp while trying to escape snow golem

Getting pricked to death by cactus.

Or using /kill in a command creation, getting the target wrong and end up killing yourself 20 times a second. Been there, done that and had to delete the world I did that in. 0/10 don't recommend XD

this reminds me of the song Dumb Ways to Die

Suffocation

i personally think that the most pathetic way to die is when you literally spawn in lava or when you spawn above a ravine

to starvation from being too busy making bases

Suffocated in a wall by leave the bed...ooops

one time i died in the pmc smp and it didn't even give me a reason as to why i died

Taking a lot of fall damage, going "that was stupid." And then do it again immediately after and die.
Happens to me more times than I care to admit...

Hurricane was killed by panda whilst trying to escape dolphin

I died because I jumped of a cliff for fun forgetting it was my main survival world and I had Dimond armor, Yeah, I am that stupid

"Lovieplayz was Pricked to daeth by a Cactus"

RabidKaiden09 was pricked to death while trying to escape dolphin.
DO NOT ask how i did that.

Flashbulb was killed by intentional game design

That is the most pathetic one.

Death by bee.

Imagine starving to death because you were too busy making a base and forgot all about food

One time my friend was visiting a village and I was mad at him, so I killed a villager and ran, and the iron golem killed my friend, so for him that was probably a pathetic way to die

Cactus.