Banana. If you slip on it afterwards, it's two jokes in one.

Perhaps he exists. He may not exist here, but he may exist in another universe.

xBlackFireexWhich language do people that are blind and deaf think?

The language of touch, I would assume.

xXSlayXxWhat is the best dance move you know?

I don't know any. I don't like to dance.

MichaelLeeWhat did you last eat?

A peanutbutter and jelly sandwich.

JediJerboaShould I do a Sombra remake of my skin?

Um... No?

HamBone10Do you hate me? :3

I don't remember if I even know you, so I can't hate someone I don't know anything about.


Everyone, please try to keep the questions about me.

Unknown. I simply do not enjoy it.

I had to look it up because I am not familiar with the zodiac signs, but I was born August 21, so I believe it is Leo if my information is correct.
(although after reading through Leo and Virgo, I found the Leo almost describes everything I am not, with the exception of being loyal. On the other hand, Virgo described me almost perfectly. So...

litebansdo you take showers everyday

I generally take one every other day in an effort to help conserve water.

CHorseHow much is your hamburg sales worth in yent currency?

Does your paddle quack when sky does oven so much yes very cupcake blue?

Also, what sector ye live in?

What?

What??

What???

Definitely not

Unknown. I will have to try one in the future.

EmpathyHealsWhy are you "a person you want to know more about"?

It's more of a hypothetical thing. It's an easy way to gather a huge amount of questions in addition to the other methods I am employing.

I don't know what a hamburg is, nor what yent is. Please ask questions that actually make sense to me. Also, don't ask rhetorical questions.

Not that I know of.

Depends on a lot of factors. First: what do you consider to be an alien? Do you consider a being that is not of this universe to be an alien? As I am a believer in the multiverse theory (specifically one that states that there is an infinite amount of universes, and for every fictional story that is created there is a universe for it), if a specific being from a specific story series of mine actually exists, I would want them to abduct me. Other than that, no.

My favorite idea was the one that made me start writing my book series. Also, get out with that DHMIS reference, please. If that was not what you were referencing, then never mind.

Nope.

Both, neither, neither. Next.

As I was talking to a friend right before I saw this, I said "and I have an ask me anything thread on Planet Minecraft." So, the last word I said was "Minecraft"

I guess?

Leverage, MLP:FIM, Lucifer, Dirk Gentley's Holistic Detective Agency, Supernatural. Also, way too many animes to list.

An efficient electric one that gets the job done. It doesn't need any fancy features in it, just a way for me to connect my phone to it so I can play music.

Actually, I think it would be a motorcycle. Also an electric one. I don't like noisy motorcycles. and electricity is generally better for the atmosphere.

Nope. You're not doing bad, as I may have accidentally implied. I appreciate your trying and you continued questioning.

Neither

One where I stayed home.

My cats? I do want a big fluffy dog to cuddle with in the future, but that would be a ton of work and I don't know if I could really do it. It definitely won't be something I will do anytime soon as it is a big investment.

I already received a few of my presents early, and I don't actually ask for much anymore (even though my large family does demand a large list from me). But the main thing I want that I don't yet have is a solder reworking station. It is a soldering iron and a hot air blower for soldering. I need a new soldering iron anyways, and the hot air gun would help with very small components. If I don't get it, I will probably buy it myself anyways.

When you use the word "this", to what are you referring to? This thread? Yes it is real. My answers? They are real as well.

Wrong. G.I.F.
(I actually say gif, jif, and G.I.F.)

Both. (One or the other? what? Those aren't even close to being similar, but whatever.)

A funny sounding number (look it up). But for real, it's whatever you want it to be.

Serious answer: No. Funny answer: I don't know, but why don't you jump off a cliff to try it? Make sure to tell me the results.

mudkip45Favorite song?

Generally changes every month or so, so I just have a list of them. And it is way too long to list here. It is like 100 songs.