The premise of this game is simple

1. Start with Steve


2. The next person tries to somehow kill Steve by editing the picture


3. Then the next person has to save him


4. Go back to step 2. You can either nullify the defenses of the first attack (fig 1) or introduce a new attack (fig 2)


etc.

Rules:
-Don't make it appear too professional, just use MS Paint or something horrible like that. Half the humor lies in having it look ridiculous.
-You can either draw items in or use real life pictures to edit it.
-Be creative. Don't rely on generic, Minecraft-specific things (e.g. Steve gets shot by a skeleton or blown up by a creeper)
-No inappropriate or offensive picture editing
-Above all, have fun!

So... Here's Steve.

Have at it!