That's mean. That is soooo mean. You are very mean.
Oh look I won
yay
And that's not how you write "thief"
^^^
That is me being mean

I know how to spell thief. :/ MagicTheif is IGN, so I roll with my account name. I made my account three years ago.
P.S
This game for the forum is dead. xD
I can tell you cannot tell how to spell "interwebs" though.

This forum game is not dead! It lives! But your beloved pet kitten is dead. I killed her.

Well, she was annoying anyway. xP
By the way, did you even notice that she was really a lion?

No, I did not notice that she was a lion. We, men, don't care about menial details such as that! That kitten's claws didn't even pierce my skin when I was strangling it with my bare hands! Also: Tasted like chicken.

Well, you are a cannibal. I cannot believe you didn't notice I was joking. That the kitty who wasn't a kitty who wasn't a lion was really your best friend.
They are dead, you cannibal. You ate that poor person.

Well, curse those drug pills you slipped into my tea! I would have known that it was my best friend and your brother if I wasn't under the influence!

Too bad i called the cops for murder! You're headed to jail!

So are you! Because you're too ugly!!

He's way cooler than you, wind bag. You deserve lifetime! Murderer! Avracadavra!

Who you callin' 'windbag', you jar of turds! Expecto Patronum! You deserve two lifetimes for false advertisement! Because YOU'RE NOT REALLY NUTELLA!

Sorry, what Nutella? I don't see any Nutella.

harry poter is not real, and it aint that interesting (at least for me), oh, and your waifu is not real too, everybody's waifu is not real, and even if she was, she wound't give you attention

Wait, what? English please.
What the heck is a "waifu", and Harry Potter is plenty interesting.

Hey! learn to speak other languages racist!

I am not racist. Although, I dislike gays. You sexist jerk. >=O
Also, how did you know I had an attraction to Neville LongBottom????

Wait what? I never said anyth-. O RLY? You Like Neville! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
not funny.

So, I have to be mean with the person above me.

That would be you.

Great.

I'm stuck with you.

You're ugly

dude your avatar is girly as... porkchop, get a manlier more... obsidian like i guess, avatar...

Well, your avatar is scary.
And no one even plays Doom anymore, you're old

Well YOU'RE old. No one is Japanese anymore either! Why you still have that dusty avatar thing showing up here in this forum? It's so old that dirt refuses to look at it!

no u old, nobedies plaeys serius sem aniemeero!!!1!!1one
seriously, get a better jerkish way to be a jerk

Can you please try and spell correctly a little bit? It's killing me.

Your face is killing me.

stop being mad, all of you, what are you, asocial neckbeards? get a life!
this is a joke btw...

You sexist jerk! I don't have a beard! Idiot. ._.
(You do realize this is a game for being a jerk, right?)

thats the point, you piece of... idunno...

You sir are one......never mind.........
you dont have a rpg class even if you did im sure you wont get one as good as mine

You, sir, have no reproductive organs!

y u so boring dude

I dunno. I got this sense of loss of will to live when I looked at your face. Being dull is the only way I feel I can combat the feeling your face puts off.

Oh I am so sorry for you feeling like that. There is a way for my face to get better, and that includes you and the ledge because the world needs a human sacrifice and guess what, 99% of the world thinks it should be you

i think it should be you (reference to http://www.planetminecraft.com/forums/avatar-above-zombie-apocalypse-partner-t236806.html )

Well, while you were going to sacrifice yourself, you failed to notice that your shoes were untied. Since they were recording your sacrifice on international television, you made yourself look foolish in front of billions of people and therefore vindicated the decision of 99% of humanity.

Also your face is ugly. #rekt

pfft, playing phoenix wright wont make you a lawyer, weeaboo...

Ooh, so serious for someone who has XD in their name!

Come up with something better than that. -.-
I also think "serious" is hardly a claim you should have in your name.
It's also quite silly for such a simple minded person that you are, not to even have a thought about you using the word "serious" in your sentinces.
I also noticed that there are spears inside of you, and knives, forks, spoons, and bowls, also a few whoopie cushions I just placed in your side, ripping apart your spleen, heart, and kidneys. Terribly sorry, they just slipped out of my hand into your stomach. Forgive me. I really didn't mean to damage 99.99% of your body.

It's okay. Actually, it's not. Because when I regenerate, I'm gonna blow up your head! Aside from that, the "Serious" part of my name is how I act when little girls try to eliminate my immortal being (albeit, always to no avail).

Now that I'm back from what you may have called dead, everyone you know may or may not have their names written down in my little black book... of death. It's only a matter of time before the fools drown in an indefinitely deep pool of jello... in the middle of space!

I suppose I am a teenager, although, using age to belittle someone doesn't do much. Besides, I'm a "ghost". You cannot defeat me, yet I can kill you a million times. My laser eyes (yes, laser) can kill you in a matter of millaseconds. Oh, and just as a let you know thing; I was killed by death of sleep. I died from lack of sleep.
Gosh, you humans these days.

wow... Be quiet you grey haired stick-insect (im a hipocrite)

I see you are very insecure about your name.

Is it "the_blocktor" or "stadd5"?

You only have 5 people who feel sorry enough for you to click ur sig.

And your badly photo shopped avatar doesn't help either.

So, I'm supposed to be mean.



Uh, Your, uh, weird!


Nailed it

Yeah! You are, uh, like, REALLY weird.

God, learn learn how to spell!

I now know how to do this.



#Weird





#Veteran

seriously crazyslimedude6?
a hashtag?
you dimwitted freakish stupid social media baboon!!!!

Wow. This is basically a social network so I call that Hypocrisy!

#'s are for psychotic superficial teen girls!