Villages. Everyone knows villages. The 'Houses' with the people with the big noses. Here's what I hate about them.

--Le Rant--

The stupid little houses. The really small ones.


Yes, them really small ones where a very poor chimneysweep would live. I jus hate them. They're a waste of space. Hobos wouldnt even live there. And that's saying something. ΤH∃ϒℜΕ τΟο‌ ÛG⌊Ÿ

The gravel paths that just randomly go out.


You know the paths on the outside of the village near the stupid little houses? The gravel paths that just randomly go out? Yes? I hate them. There's no point of them just going out 10 blocks from the last house. Why not just stop at that house, or 2 or 3 blocks away? Why? You say to build more houses if you want to? Then why gravel? Question mark??

The houses that have the little dirt platforms.


You kno what i'm talking about. The houses with the DIRT platforms. Why not use wood, for goodness sake? Oh, you say its a little flower garden? Then why not use the dirt already there and put a pen around that? It might be an animal pen with no animals? Who has a pen with no animals?

Squidwards.


Squidwards. Testificates. Villagers. Whatever you want to call them, they'll be ugly no matter what. I cant put my hatred for them into words so im just gonna say ;- Notch, you shoulda stuck with Zombie Pigman.

--End of Le Rant--


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