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1. Server,

Rockmeout joined the game for the very first time!

Rockmeout> Hello, I'm from PMC. I'm here to rate your server.
45 Seconds Later
Rockmeout> I SAID HELLO!
Rockmeout> F%$*ING GIVE ME OPERATING POWERS
Server> Please don't swear
Rockmeout> Sorry, got a little carried away. Give me OP Powers
Server> Saying OP gives you ban. You have to pay 6 dollars to get unban
3 Hours Later
Rockmeout> OMG It took forever!
Server> Saying OMG is against the rules. Your gunna have to pay. 8 Dollars
2 Hours Later
Rockmeout> FU*$ING HELL, JUST MAKE ME A CO OWNER!
Server> /Op Rockmeout
Rockmeout> I'M CALLING 919
(Ps. I live in Australia)
/ban Rockmeout Geeze. Saying HELL in caps is against the rules. This is your third ban. You can't come back. PS. You were a Co-Owner from the start. XD.

2. N00BS

gagygagy Joined the game for the first time.

georgiaweymouth> Welcome
gagygagy> i iz fom pmc. ad me.
georgiaweymouth> Oh, I love Punching Monkeys!
gagygagy> no pmc
georgiaweymouth> Oh, Planet Minecraft.
gagygagy> yez. nowz make me op
georgiaweymouth> I love Ocoa Pee!
gagygagy> MAKE ME MOD!111111
georgiaweymouth>/ban gagygagy You can't have gagy without a capital G. It's against the rules.

3. Mr. Cool

CoolDude10 Joined the game
Me> Welcome
CoolDude10> Thank you. My name is Jake. I'm from PMC
Me> PMC!Awesome!Same!
CoolDude10> So, can you give me Operating Powers? I need them so I can do the review. I will give you 10000000 Diamonds.
Me> Ok, but how?
CoolDude10> On your server post.
Me> Ok
CoolDude10> :)
Me> So whats your PMC username?
CoolDude10> CoolDude10392e8378136732667351531535213 (Not Really)
Me> Ok, it says your not a moderator. So no
Me> /ban CoolDude10 You are not a good Troll.
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Azuliaa
08/22/2015 12:11 am
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Um....
xD
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GiganticBlock
02/13/2014 10:25 am
Level 36 : Artisan Droid
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You didn't made these jokes by yourself. You simply changed them a bit and added your name. I know that i saw that joke about punching monkeys on one another popular blog. Don't try to lie i just remember it.
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k-crafter077
01/03/2014 12:55 am
Level 33 : Artisan Pixel Puncher
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lol
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Freezykitty
01/02/2014 10:33 pm
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This is funny ;P Diamond for you ;D
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Haasman29
01/02/2014 10:21 pm
Level 29 : Expert Pixel Puncher
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Not bad. I recall reading articles like this... but I have one to add onto.

Derpface111 joins the game

Me: Welcome!

Derpface111: Hullo, I am a moderator from PMC, may I please have operating powers? I can promote your server to the top.

Me: Excellent! I will make you a moderator! I can't wait to see my server at the top! What Y level are you putting it at???

Derpface: Excuse me? I meant put your server at the top of the popular list.

Me: Wait, but to be on top of it, I need to be at a higher Y level.

Derpface: I'm a little confused...

Me: Shhhhh, Sorry that you can't put my server at the top. I'll have to ban you for lying though.

Derpface: WAIT NO!

Me: what?

Derpface: I'll put your server at Y: 123,543,764,199! Trust me!

Me: You said you couldn't.

Derpface: I'll try.

Me: First, you must pass the moderator test!

Derpface: Um.... Ok?

Me: you must type the entire lyrics to Tobuscus's "Viral Song" in 10 seconds, one two three GO!

Derpface: Um... Cashews Cashews come from a fruit?

Me: You didn't get near close to the entire lyrics, you failed.

Derpface: Gimme a second chance :(

Me:/ban Derpface111 Failing the test, begging, caps, lying, etc
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bro10
01/05/2014 4:29 am
Level 37 : Artisan Geek
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Mr. Thinks he's knowing what he is doing.

xD , I love the ones that join the server and act all Pro.
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