once apon a time there lived a mighty teletuby and then mated with a sasqwatch then gave birth to a telesquatch.
the telesquatch lived many years until a horrible labratory accident happend when telesquatch was expirimenting with lion DNA. the lion DNA ate the teletuby DNA and made the allmighty lionsquatch. he mated with a local peasent named GIZMO she/he was a cat-sperm and they fell deeply in love. lionsquatches father died and named him as KING with his fellow companion wolfydew. together they made a kingdom as big as the U.S.