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What Up Peeps!
This Interview, Was A Old One I Never Posted Before.
For That Reason, It Will Be Listed As Season 1.
Here We Go!
This Interview, Was A Old One I Never Posted Before.
For That Reason, It Will Be Listed As Season 1.
Here We Go!
THIS IS A INTERVIEW! WHAT IS MY DOG'S NAME?
I don't like dogs...
Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Because why not.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money for all that Acme stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Because that's not fun.
Why do they have handicap parking spaces in front of skating rinks?
Because, handicapped people deserve to skate too.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
But...that's false....isn't he a chicken?
Why did they name that underwear company Fruit of the Loom?
Because they love fruits.
Why do grocery stores buy so many checkout line registers if they only keep 3 or 4 open?
So people can rob their stores.
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Yes.
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't
usually wear any pants?
Because it's polite...for ducks.
How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Because guns are made of criptonite.
How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't grow in it?
0.0010230102031294817298795871293 meters
If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?
Alcohol.
If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
Yes, but it's half drained.
If you can't drink and drive, why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?
To sell the cars.
If you have your finger touching the rearview mirror that says -- "objects in mirror are closer than they appear", how can that be possible?
It secretly isn't, DONT BELIVE THEIR LIES!
What came first the chicken or the egg?
The duck!
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Mine.
Well… I see how it is… I have a lisp… Your the one -_- EVERYONE ATTACK!
Why is there an expiration date on SOUR cream?
Because it's not sweet.
Are there seeing eye humans for blind dogs?
No, only for blind cats.
What color are telephone poles- true or false?
Maybe…
Why aren’t blueberries blue?
Because I named them blueberries.
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
How can you be sure it is?
If there is Freedom Of Speech, why can't we cuss on to teachers, parents, police?
FREEDOM FOR ALL!!!!!
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America’s problems?
Because we lie.
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Yes. even ytcreativi.
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
Because I like dark.
Why isn’t chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Because mommy said chocolate is bad for my teeth.
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
Because it closed down in this country.
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
All of them.
Is it rude for a deaf person to talk (sign) with their mouth full of food?
Yes.
That's All We Got Today! See Ya Next Time!
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