Le TacoCat is a taco and a cat. He will eat you and you will taste like a burger because thato s what people taste like.


TACOCAT - 1


I walked outside for another day of school. Yay, I thought. I started dragging my feet. I hated school. I got bullied every day, picked on because of the way I looked, dressed, spoke, ate, walked, smiled, anything that they could use against me, they used against me, but on that spacial day, that day in June, my whole life changed. I was kicking a can down the street,I kicked it as hard as I could when it hit a bin, it started rattling, shaking harder until it fell over, I saw a cat. It wasno t any cat, it was a TacoCat.

TACOCAT - 2

"What are you?" "Ima Fish!", I was confused so I kicked it.

THE END

TACO CAT - 3

'This just in, a kid has found a cat, that is part taco! It was found in a bin when he was on his way to school yesterday...'

I couldn't believe it, yesterday I was a nobody, but now I'm treated like a king, because I found a cat that was part taco, if I had known I would get famous just because I found something weird, I would have been famous years ago. The first thing I found was a BananaSheep, mmmmmm, it tasted sooo good, then I found an iParrot, but I forgot the password so I threw it out, and now a TacoCat.

TACO CAT - 3

"Hmm, what should I do today Taco Cat?" The cat just purred and jumped on my bed. "What do you do any way?" "Well I poop tacos" Indeed you do. Anything else?" "Well, I can fly" "YOU CAN WHAT?!?!" "Ican fly" "Oooh please take me for a fly, please please pleeaase!!!" "I was kidding" Ohh" So I kicked it.