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One day Steve and Stevette went to the lake down the hill. They had gotten to the lake and it caught their attention that there was a boat that had not been there the night before. They looked in astonishment as the flag was raised up the pole. On that flag they had a sewn picture of two humps. They ran up the hill and went in their house. The pirates took off after them. Once the pirates got to the top of the hill they looked into the houses windows and saw Steve and Stevette in their bedroom with diamond swords raised. Steve threw a lit piece of tnt at the wall and blew one of the pirates up. Then out of the smoke Stevette jumped and stabbed another pirate in the eye. Steve threw his sword at the captains face and then the last one ran away. Steve and Stevette Rejoiced and had a nice big cake. After cake the looked through their chests and found the materials needed to patch the wall up. But little did they know that the pirate that got away had been starting a legion of pirates, Butt Pirates. Steve got up early the next morning to find that Stevette was buttless. He screamed in horror as watched her butt get covered in poop. Steve ran out of the room and cried because secretly he liked poop. A fetish of his that he developed as a young'n. He heard her from the other room. She was dead now. Steve got his diamond sword and killed all the butt pirates. Excluding the Captain. Steve went into the captains quarters to find the captain wearing something on his head. IT WAS STEVETTE'S BUTT.